Available to coach YOUR team

I saw a game on TV, therefore I am an expert in all sports issues. Never under-estimate and always over-speculate. Win or be Fired! Hawkeyes, Pirates, Broncos

[Available to coach YOUR team @FauxHawkFan]

@hawkeyeinmd 3am

[Available to coach YOUR team @FauxHawkFan]

The 7th Inning Stretch is the best sports tradition.

[Available to coach YOUR team @FauxHawkFan]

@TrumanTucker3 Have you looked at the roster? Can’t make too big of a difference.

[Available to coach YOUR team @FauxHawkFan]

@DavidEickholt Super duper

[Available to coach YOUR team @FauxHawkFan]

@DavidEickholt Maybe 20 year olds should make the rules. They know what is best in the long run.

[Available to coach YOUR team @FauxHawkFan]

@anna_getsbaked @TeemMe70 @MuellerSheWrote @SIfill_ @KeithOlbermann You are incorrect. The picture of Clark is from the Louisville game. She was walking to her bench. Please take your gas elsewhere.

[Available to coach YOUR team @FauxHawkFan]

@sammmidd I watched it because it’s what I do. Only watched women Final because Iowa was in it.

[Available to coach YOUR team @FauxHawkFan]

@hokcontent Midway thru last football season. I muted it.

[Available to coach YOUR team @FauxHawkFan]

@DavidPSamson They play for championship and trophy. White House isn’t part of prizes.

It is different. Who cares? Flotus can do her thing.

[Available to coach YOUR team @FauxHawkFan]

@hawkeye9902 Iowa has a lot of holes to fill to compete again next year.

[Available to coach YOUR team @FauxHawkFan]

If I understand the new classy, UCONN should start trash talking about now.

[Available to coach YOUR team @FauxHawkFan]

@anna_getsbaked @MuellerSheWrote @SIfill_ @KeithOlbermann As I shared earlier,

I would agree they are similar acts if I lived in a world lacking context, situational awareness and common sense.

This would be a tough call for an early beta version of an AI program. Not so much for someone who looks into it for a minute.

[Available to coach YOUR team @FauxHawkFan]

@AP Wow.

If you get invited, you go.

Funny to see LSU try to box out Iowa.

White House has recently suffered much worse.

[Available to coach YOUR team @FauxHawkFan]

@MelikAbdul_ @Jonbkichen @qshironalbertie @nats_sportschat @RGIII I think it would be an issue to discuss tomorrow if a UConn or SD player does the exact same thing as Reece tonight. It isn’t really imaginable that it would be tolerated.

[Available to coach YOUR team @FauxHawkFan]

@2016Primary Clearly the ref impeded Kim Mulkey’s progress to mid court. LSU should have had free throws.

[Available to coach YOUR team @FauxHawkFan]

It appears that trash talk is OK in all circumstances.

It’s OK to stalk an opposing player if they celebrated with their teammates a week ago.

And, oddly there is an undefined ‘race’ component that works in LSU’s favor in all cases.

Do I have this right?

But don’t blow kisses

[Available to coach YOUR team @FauxHawkFan]

@fnmean1 @MuellerSheWrote @SIfill_ @KeithOlbermann I have always maintained that nobody ever wins a Twitter argument.

I now have a new perspective.

Best luck in your future.

[Available to coach YOUR team @FauxHawkFan]

@fnmean1 @MuellerSheWrote @SIfill_ @KeithOlbermann I get it, you are trying to make:

Angel Reese antics = Caitlyn Clark antics

Sorry but the math don’t work.

Reese exhibited excessive poor sportsmanship to an opposing player when the game was over. Clark was celebrating with teammates.

This concludes my Ted Talk. Thank you.

[Available to coach YOUR team @FauxHawkFan]

@fnmean1 @MuellerSheWrote @SIfill_ @KeithOlbermann Your video evidence shows Clark giving trash talk back to a player who is giving it to her AND how she interacts with her teammates. You owned yourself, bro. Embarrassed to need to explain it.

Goes back to context, situational awareness and common sense. Sorry you got shorted.

[Available to coach YOUR team @FauxHawkFan]

@fnmean1 @MuellerSheWrote @SIfill_ @KeithOlbermann Tell me you are clueless without saying the actual words. Well played.