FauxCoachJP

Pretend DC for UNC, Expert yeller (Learned from the best), Coached record setting rushing defense, Super secret Husker fan! I wear red underwear wherever I go.

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@CoachZachSmith @Imperial_PNSN Coach, will using "quotation marks" "excessively" make me a better coach & get players to "the next level"?

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@CoachEkeler please don’t go!

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@on3 @JesseReSimonton This is going to be such a fun season! I am going to love watching all the Nebraska haters having to eat their words.

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@AnwarRichardson PCP is a hell of a drug.

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@HutchinDenver Actually, I’ve never liked “Coach Prime” or anyone that refers to themselves in the third person on a regular basis, for that matter. The fact he’s at CU is just a coincidence. But thanks for validating my existence.

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@GBRBoltUp He's being "Prime". A self centered, arrogant, narcistic, sociopath. I wonder if he's still scared to tackle someone or to be tackled. Great athlete but soft as a marshmallow.

[FauxCoachJP @FauxJPapuchis]

@coachedfoley Hey coach, I hear you're looking for recommendations for local food. Here's five for you: Don and Millie's (Omaha & Lincoln), Bronco's (Omaha), Goldberg's (Dundee Omaha), Dinker's (Omaha), Louie M's (Omaha). All guaranteed to shorten your life by a couple days.

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@_willcompton @AFRO_THUNDER80 No REAL Husker would wear that crap. I've lost all respect for @AFRO_THUNDER80

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@DeionSanders @GoJSUTigersFB @UAFootball Boobies.

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@MillsDedrick Amazing game today! And I am sorry, but we are going to need you to do it again next year, so settle in.

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@JenSelter It moved....

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@IWILLSTILLRISE The secondary is the best it's looked in a decade. How about you and your three friends stick around another year? It'll be fun! And it will be the return of Husker Football to it's rightful place!

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@CamTaylorBritt5 Don't you go getting any ideas about jumping to the NFL! You are NEEDED IN LINCOLN!!!! #GBR

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@ESPNRittenberg @CsSchneid Show me any evidence of the fans "storming the field". You are a dumbass.

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@andrewjhoffman @BoPelini @RBrex34 @HuskerFBNation @WestHoltHuskies @BriBrihoffman @BostonChildrens Is he eligible to play since he already played in a Husker game and scored a touchdown, nonetheless!?

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@Chaz_in_Socal No. That’s not good enough.

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@jeffmickcan @jjohnnywilson @ArmyAllAmerica @CalabasasFtball Calabasas is full of a bunch of rich, SOFT, kids that get the stars because their daddy’s can pay for the camps.

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@feliciaweyand2 You killing it darlin!

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@joelklatt I usually agree with you, but this time, people are so done with Bama and Clemson.

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@SexyNatG Well, that’s going to create a ruckus.