The Faux K Hotel

We're trying to be the K hotel, but we're faux

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@Cam_Elotte I'd like to know why you haven't sent me a cheque yet!? I'm very angry at you. So mad.

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Behind Allstate’s Successful Social Recruiting Program https://t.co/fe8RHRLKSF via @sprinklr

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The case for boosting enterprise software startups with services https://t.co/2NR0ZRnIf0 via @techcrunch

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@Cam_Elotte hi

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@Cam_Elotte I would like to work for you. How can I apply?

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@Cam_Elotte Ok cool, i'll come and visit soon

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@Cam_Elotte Please reply to me!

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@Cam_Elotte What is your big announcement?

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@PlaneBoatTruck You were meant to deliver all the cutlery for our restaurant yesterday but the delivery never came! Everyone is eating with their hands! Where are my forks and spoons?!

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You haven't replied to me yet!

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@Cam_Elotte Where is your office located?

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@attestregardvis What time is The Greatest Showman on? I hear it's really good

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@kieran_foley PLEASE make a caramel flavoured biscuit for meeeeeeee! 😍

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@MikeRochip_ASML Can't wait to see the new product I'm so excited! What colour is it? #purple4life

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@MikeRochip_ASML I'm really interested in your Giant Grey Box, how much is it?

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I really need to complain about something very important @900Pedals

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Hey @scb_test! A bomb has been stolen by a robber and he's planning a heist! Text me if you want more information

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Is it best with or without ice? @CocktailQueen_1

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We're celebrating a very special birthday at our hotel today. Have a very happy 21st @SprinkleMonster!

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@TheKingofFisher Great, thanks!