Peyton Manning

Dominating the competition, and your twitter feed in 140 characters or less. *NOT Peyton Manning*

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All I'm taking from this is, "When is Goodell going to run for Congress?" Dodging questions like he's in the Matrix.

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The entire @Atlanta_Falcons roster should be suspended 6 games for the beating they're unleashing on @TBBuccaneers.

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Apparently the NFL is trying to create a fantasy exemption list.

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@nflcommish is going to try some way to fine @jharrison9292 for this. #NFL #FireGoodell

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So we've had someone come out as gay, a release due to crime, season ending injury. And an owner suspended. What next? #NFL

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I don't see the @Ravens ever signing anyone named Ray again. Never seems to end well on the PR front. #nfl

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Congrats, @Ravens. Finally made the right move.

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@Zachamaroo @deephole3 @ksheehan98 @nflmemes I say suspended indefinitely until they can talk to @nfl about his contract. Always about $

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When in doubt, crane kick. #ruthless

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If only.

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@Zachamaroo @deephole3 @ksheehan98 @nflmemes Team can still take separate action of its own.

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@nflmemes I believe this earns an indefinite suspension. Needs serious reparations to even remotely make up for that.

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He's a coward, and doesn't deserve his job. People make mistakes, but that warrants more of a suspension than getting high. #sorrynotsorry.

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Hey @nflcommish, why don't you stop sitting on your hands and do something? Rice would be dumb to even think of fighting more punishment.

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Lock him & Rice in a room for 15 mins. Probably quits on his own. #scum. Looks like scene from Rocky 3.

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Take notes

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Not one, not two, 3 INTs. And its not even half. Glad to see Romo in mid season form.

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Tony Romo giving out INTs like it's going out of style.

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Nick Foles is 3/4....of the way to match is turnovers from last year. #NFL

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Eagles QB Nick Foles had 4 turnovers last season.

He has 3 turnovers in the 1st half today.

(via @KNegandhiESPN)