Rex Ryan

To describe me its snacks feet and eating snacks with feet. Horrible coach poor leader great taste tester. I HATE Rex Ryan thus this parody. #tweetyourfeet

[Rex Ryan @FauxRexRyan]

People talking about me trading Revis. Not going to happen. I don't feel like detaching myself from his dick to let him leave

[Rex Ryan @FauxRexRyan]

Just would like to remind everyone less than 2 weeks before I win the Super Bowl

[Rex Ryan @FauxRexRyan]

Just finished practice we got a big game Sunday against the Ravens. I'm going to take a bubble bath and sniff my wife's slippers.

[Rex Ryan @FauxRexRyan]

Watching this game makes me believe we could have actually competed. Jk

[Rex Ryan @FauxRexRyan]

My arms still a little jiggly from my weight loss so when ever I cough it looks like my tattoo is doing the worm

[Rex Ryan @FauxRexRyan]

If you don't like my tattoo you probably play for a slap dick team.

[Rex Ryan @FauxRexRyan]

Happy New Years everyone Sanchez is tossing everyone beers and nobody has gotten one all night. And he's only drinking water

[Rex Ryan @FauxRexRyan]

I Got Tannebaum fired. By the time I'm done coaching the jets ill have gotten more people fired than sexual harassment.

[Rex Ryan @FauxRexRyan]

Now that Ill be around another yr I just want to make it known to all that Mark Sanchez does in fact give us the best chance to win @NFLRT

[Rex Ryan @FauxRexRyan]

There's no getting rid of sexy Rexy it just doesn't happen that way

[Rex Ryan @FauxRexRyan]

Got my job still. Next year we go for back to back Super Bowls!!

[Rex Ryan @FauxRexRyan]

Working burns calories my dear RT “@KalieghMcIntosh: @FauxRexRyan doesnt want to work next year. #unemploymentline #FreeTebow”

[Rex Ryan @FauxRexRyan]

So who has the misfortune of playing us next week? #superbowlbound

[Rex Ryan @FauxRexRyan]

Can't wait to see the Bills up close so I can crush them

[FucktheJets @FucktheJets]

@FauxRexRyan Please, Rex Ryan hasn't won anything other than pie eating contests and fat discrimination lawsuits.

[Rex Ryan @FauxRexRyan]

@FucktheJets I worked pretty hard for both of those just so you know!

[Rex Ryan @FauxRexRyan]

@FucktheJets you're jealous of all the winning I do huh?

[Rex Ryan @FauxRexRyan]

@DouchyJulesEd @douchemcdaniels fine be that way. Maybe the year after because win going for a 3peat

[Rex Ryan @FauxRexRyan]

@DouchyJulesEd don't hate Jules maybe one day ill let you play for me. Want to win a Super Bowl next year with me?

[Rex Ryan @FauxRexRyan]

Snowing pretty bad today I may have to go outside and make some snow whales. Much like a snow angel but I'm still a little hefty so.....