Not Ryan Waters

I'm either in the gym lifting, in my classroom teaching history, or in the gym lifting.

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Happy birthday to the OG @TheRealH2Os 🎉🤠

[Not Ryan Waters @FauxRyanWaters]

Big happy birthday to my number 1 source of inspiration @TheRealH2Os. Hope you get a good bicep workout in today! #juiced #jacked #armsonly

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Who had the better season?

Fav for @coach_frost at UCF

RT for me w/ the freshman Alliance Bulldog basketball team

#biggerbicepsbiggerwins

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I'd like to come out and address some rumors...I am NOT Notre Dame's mascot. Tired of people asking me all the time. Smh.

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Now that I have 280 characters I'm going to name some of my favorite things:

White t-shirts
The Chicago White Sox
My right bicep
Playing golf with @thompsonchase4
Scions
Teaching history
Working out
My left bicep
Leprechauns
Protein shakes
Pots of gold at the end of rainbows

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RT if you think I should become the next head coach for the Huskers. RT if you don't. Just RT this regardless.

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@jakellis7576 @FauxPelini It's Mr. Waters to you, sir.

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@jakellis7576 Did the guy who runs @FauxPelini hand the account over to a Youngstown State fan when Bo was fired? Don't think so

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So excited for this eclipse. I'll finally be able to be outdoors during the day without SPF100.

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I'm back from my Twitter hiatus. Thought I'd take a few months off to focus on my biceps. Turns out they can't get any bigger. #onelove

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If Curry would just do half as many curls as me maybe they wouldn't be losing by 37 #BigArms #lol

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@TheRealH2Os @ParkerCyza you know what I'm not jealous of. Your puny arms. #twoWaterstwicetheburn

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I like beating Sidney almost as much as I like lifting. Almost. #gobulldogs #biceps

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Sorry I haven't been tweeting much lately. I've been focusing on weight lifting and teaching...but mostly weight lifting. #allcurls

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Was going to take part in the blackout tonight at the game, but then I realized that all I have are small white undershirts. #lol #bigarms.

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The girls golf team may not have done very well yesterday but that's okay. I won the arm wrestling tournament among the coaches. #gingy

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School starting soon means I have to make my return to Alliance to teach another year. Don't worry Bulldogs, your savior is coming #biceps

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Anthony making it to state means I have to put off leg day another week. Darn. #Sarcasm #lol #ArmsOnly #WhatIsLegDay

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Kind of sad I didn't win Coach Spargo's award for Weight Training. Apparently extra curricular lifting means nothing anymore. 💪🏻#curlsonly

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Presenting these awards is only nice because the lights on the stage shows off my firey red hair #Ginger #Lol