Not Brandon

I'm very happy and approachable **Parady account**

[Not Brandon @Faux_Brandon_]

A father is a son's first hero

[Not Brandon @Faux_Brandon_]

Been a while but just gettin wild #BeardGang #Beard #GangGangGang

[Not Brandon @Faux_Brandon_]

@Jcfoxracer21 @ZGreen_28 No that's just my dad

[Not Brandon @Faux_Brandon_]

Damnit Bobby, bastard already scared me. I hate Halloween. And yes, I'm going as a sexy villageman

[Not Brandon @Faux_Brandon_]

@LennyLarson3 Yup. If ur cute

[Not Brandon @Faux_Brandon_]

It's my birthday. Hmu me up

[Not Brandon @Faux_Brandon_]

@ChristopherFi17 thot of u https://t.co/T07IHlABk0

[Breaking News GO @BreakingNews_GO]

Tiger haters gonna say it's fake

[Not Brandon @Faux_Brandon_]

Me looking at the Giants roster after the 0-3 start

[Not Brandon @Faux_Brandon_]

*just another tweet instigating a political argument* *carry on*

[Not Brandon @Faux_Brandon_]

Hold up the top stopped spinning.

[Not Brandon @Faux_Brandon_]

Had a dream within my dream that Leo DiCaprio told me Trump was president. Thank God that was just a dream lol amirite #sneakyLeo

[Not Brandon @Faux_Brandon_]

Bye bye bye (Cowboys)

[Not Brandon @Faux_Brandon_]

It's Thursday

[Not Brandon @Faux_Brandon_]

Wow USC got Sandusky'd

[Not Brandon @Faux_Brandon_]

@NateLull Mike Graham, Eric Miley, Andy Foote, Angela Mirabito, Paula Foote, Coach Mike Brazee (All Sidney, duh) #SidnationDomination

[Not Brandon @Faux_Brandon_]

Watching @JustinM_23 like a hawk #myrecord @NotNateLull

[Not Brandon @Faux_Brandon_]

@NotNateLull @JustinM_23 great form, he obviously used to watch me

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Sadly, @JustinM_23 was put into the game so the previous record of 37 high fives by @Faux_Brandon_ was cut short to 33. Here's a highlight.

[Not Brandon @Faux_Brandon_]

@NotNateLull @nathanvibbard @Lucas_Tanner10 @JustinM_23 let me know when someone breaks my record of high fives in a single game (37)

[Not Brandon @Faux_Brandon_]

I ❤️SHS

[Not Brandon @Faux_Brandon_]

Wow 3 championships in 120 years. 2 of them coming when only 10 teams were in the league. Bravo