Robert Paulson

Fueling fauxrage online since 1999

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With the new variant on the way, I will self quarantine and recommend everyone else do so until it passes. If you must get out remember to mask and face shield if possible.

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@spencerpratt With no voter Id in the state, how can we possibly authenticate the outcome of the election?

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@dmpwebs I missed the last of Haileys dvds, is there anyplace to currently buy your content?

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@TicTacTitans We need a splashy hire for ST, who are you liking? Vrabel could never find a returner the whole time he was here.

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@barstoolsports Bud Light would shatter instantly.

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@echar6459 @LAW9960 @barstoolsports Agreed, there was 0 moments of intensity.

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@barstoolsports How many pregnant men will be playing this season?

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@ClayTravis

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@ClayTravis

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@netdad @ClayTravis I don’t need it to be private, in fact I’d like to livestream it so all of these anti vax morons can see how easy it is. I’m not shy at all and would love doing this for public health! Can you be the one who will deposit into my anus?

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@smokeism80 @ClayTravis Is the clown face for Clay “I’m an expert on everything “ Travis or for Fauci? Also are you fully boosted?

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@MarkDronet @ClayTravis Fauci is just a cool regular type of guy, have you checked out his podcast? He discussed the next four variants that will arrive in the next few months, interesting and scary!

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@Astro2411 @ClayTravis I’m not sure what you mean, are you saying you haven’t had the third booster yet? I’d be glad to research clinics in your area and get an appointment scheduled.

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@netdad @ClayTravis That actually sounds great, can we administer it anally? That’s what I prefer anyway, can never be too safe. Are you fully boosted?

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@barstoolsports I highly doubt that, the Title 9 doc has to be the best ever. It was so good!

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@elonmusk There’s a new covid variant on the way, not the time for laughs Elon.

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@JenT32856335 @kaitlancollins @POTUS Because Trump is secretly in power and doing this, he should be in prison!

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@WilliamHoyle_ @kaitlancollins I’m now having to choose between feeding my family or buying gas to get to work, Trump is pulling all the strings on this, not Bidens fault!

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@LisaR_123 @OCCUribe @kaitlancollins Trump is definitely behind all of this and colluding with oil companies, why hasn’t he been arrested yet? Biden needs to do something!

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@ChimeraWeird @kaitlancollins I’ve been reading about this new variant, it sounds nasty! We need a fifth booster to combat it.