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partying, living life.

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DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!

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Illuminati already knew who was going win. So we had really no say.

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I'm sorry for whatever I did to make you like I actually give a shit about your feelings.

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Don't talk too much about yourself... We'll do that when you leave.

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Cleaning your ears after taking a shower >>> It's like sex for your ears!

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I tired to throat punch you via text, but there's no app for that. I looked. Twice.

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Sorry I miss took your muffin top for a baby bump.

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I'm too sober for this shit.

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I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. #knowthedifference

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Can you shut the fuck up? That was a rhetorical question.

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Okay.. its Friday.

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You're a slut. #caseclosed

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Jersey shore >>>

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I'm a fucking cunt and I love it.

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Let's have a toast for the douchebags, Let's have a toast for the assholes, Let's have a toast for the scumbags!

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Hungovers on school days <<<

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Hold up. Wait a minute. No. You're still a stupid fuck.

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Algebra is the reason why I smoke weed.

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Halloween is just another pointless holiday to get drunk.

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I'm actually not funny, I'm just a real cunt and people think I'm joking.