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🤠 He/him

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@SEPTA_SOCIAL @SEPTA The 1:09 is now starting to be delayed, is that also false? You guys don’t make it easy to take the train ☹️

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@SEPTA_SOCIAL @SEPTA Got it, so there’s not actually a delay? I didn’t because it said it was delayed

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@SEPTA Have Trenton line trains resumed service?

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Shared some good news with my LinkedIn community 😎

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In my youth, I might’ve thought something like this was funny. But now that I’m 30, I’m no longer humored by this type of thing.

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Rock’s major misstep was to put Smith’s wife’s name in his fucking mouth. If he hadn’t done so, things might’ve turned out quite differently.

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Hey man, I think I need to raincheck tonight ☹️– unfortunately it looks like the atmospheric pressure is 29.39inHg and rising

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This improv team would fucking suck

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New Zealand has more sheep than people. And similarly, America has more “sheeple” who “cow” to the woke mob than free thinkers who form their own opinions.

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I can tell what the UV index is just by standing in direct sunlight with my shirt off and no sunscreen for 6-8 hours

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Does anyone else think this photo of famous actors looks like two professors taking their phd advisee to a celebratory dinner after she successfully defends her dissertation?

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Unpacking this because it’s important. Smoke comes from bombs, which is a subtle nod to the new movie Oppenheimer. The pink color, however, is unusual, and it might remind you of a certain beloved children’s doll—yep, *that* one. And in fact, Barbie is another new movie.

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Fuck crumbs.

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This is actually really fucking sad.

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The smoke is the perfect chance to make small talk with that coworker you’ve wanted to connect with👇🏻👇🏻

“There’s smoke in the air”

“Yes, I breathe air too, and I noticed that”

And you’re off to the races.

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Exciting news to share: I found this severed hand on the beach!

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Psst. Hey. Type ‘chicken thighs’ into the NYT cooking app. You’ll thank me later 😘

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@NicSanchezPhD Fanks bruv

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I ‘av nipples, Potter, could you milk me?