Sam

I know enough about growing up to know it’s not for me

[Sam @Fav_Rossetti]

Just spilled hot tea all over... not like drama... I literally just burned my chest through three shirts

[Sam @Fav_Rossetti]

When are men going to start growing hair again ? #hairishot

[Sam @Fav_Rossetti]

Maybe if everyone gets their cars washed it will rain … seems to never fail

[Sam @Fav_Rossetti]

@tokenCEO You are guilty by association be careful who you choose to hangout with

[Sam @Fav_Rossetti]

Are bass pro trucker hats are just the new Von Dutch hats ?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Nick Chubb stiff armed this dude through the Earth’s core

[Rubbin is Racing @rubbinisracing]

Queen

[Sam @Fav_Rossetti]

Watching Nightmare before Christmas for the first time and Sally definitely only likes Jack because he’s tall

[Sam @Fav_Rossetti]

Traveling is fun and all until you reach an hour out from your destination and you just get pissed you aren’t there yet

[Bridgeport Athletics @UBPurpleKnights]

Softball's Kaira Ramon Earns Spot On CoSIDA National Academic All-America Team https://t.co/GvtXm0tWfW

[Sam @Fav_Rossetti]

Why does it take 3 months to get in great shape and only 3 weeks to feel like you look like a bag of milk

[Sam @Fav_Rossetti]

Can we talk about the fact that there is a generation out there that thought 2010 Snookie was a style icon ... and we are still trying to recover

[Sam @Fav_Rossetti]

Sometimes my aux disconnects and the random radio station is Jazz music and I don’t change it bc I feel like a mobster

[Sam @Fav_Rossetti]

Where are all the men that look like @RileyGreenMusic ... asking for me and only me

[Sam @Fav_Rossetti]

Do I like him or did he say I’m funny

[Sam @Fav_Rossetti]

I miss when I was chubby and had acne and boys didn’t talk to me ... missing the simple life

[Sam @Fav_Rossetti]

You know who I want to see DJ a night club ... Shaquille O’Neal ...

yeah @SHAQ

[Sam @Fav_Rossetti]

I am just an overall better human being when the sun is out

[Sam @Fav_Rossetti]

I just want to be able to wear a hat without trying to finesse my mask underneath it without messing up my hair

[Sam @Fav_Rossetti]

I don’t need luck I have titties and cash