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@PFTCommenter Hammers won’t be in the EPL next year

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@liquidmikeband Can you please play Selling Swords or Liam Gallagher when you come to NYC in June???

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I made Shepard’s pie tonight and I’m excited to eat it. It’s in the oven rn.

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18 weeks goes by so fast

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I think I’m going to start eating hot dogs again. Beef to start and we’ll see from there. #2026Resolutions

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Cordless vacuums are nice in theory but just don’t stand up to the power that comes with the cord #TeamCord

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@StevenCheah @mattywesthams another classic

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Pepper is the best. Fresh cracked pep.

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Cage the Elephant are always awesome live

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If Ashley went to space I would NOT break up with her #KatyPerry #OrlandoBloom

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Spicy guacamole with sweet corn is so tasty!

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I’ve been eating only kettle cooked chips for so long I forgot how flimsy regular potato chips are.

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@stoolpresidente It definitely would have been a lot closer if Tatum didn’t get hurt. Maybe Knicks by 10 or so with Tatum for sure

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I won pool bingo today. N & O lines, easy.

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I think people overestimate how difficult it is to take something out of their right pants pocket with their left hand (or vice versa). It’s actually not that difficult.

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Spaghetti and meatballs is a classic dish, of course. But if I’m being honest, spaghetti might not be a top tier pasta IMO!

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I did it!! Calling back ASAP!

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I wish I could text my parent’s dog to say what’s up.

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@BarstoolBigCat is your mustache even real???? #BigCatGate

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This was the original draft of my championship team. Shout out to @Broncos & @Bengals defense, Jauan Jennings, Jake Bates, Alexander Mattison & Jonnu Smith for their help coming off the waivers through the season.