Favored Sinner Chapel

Come as you are. Leave with more questions than you came with.

[Favored Sinner Chapel @FavouredSinner]

If God promised you anything personally and you have evidence, He will definitely do it.

You can present receipts, screenshots or any other evidence you have here it you want the chapel to help you chase up your request.😌

Bible verses addressed to other people will not be accepted.

[Favored Sinner Chapel @FavouredSinner]

If the whole of Christianity rests on Jesus rising from the dead, what sort of evidence, independent of the Christian sources themselves, ought to have survived for an event of that magnitude, and do we actually find any of it?

[Favored Sinner Chapel @FavouredSinner]

You are asking the wrong question.
Why are they guarding it?
He already banished them to earth. Who are they protecting the gate against when the garden is not on earth?

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

After God banished Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden, He placed angels to guard the way back in. So my question is, why were the angels not guarding the tree in the first place?

[Favored Sinner Chapel @FavouredSinner]

Guess God didn't answer this prayer again.🥹

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

Sad 😢 💔

Nollywood actor Taiwo Hassan reportedly d!es.

[Favored Sinner Chapel @FavouredSinner]

Prayer is the only customer service line where no response can also be interpreted as a response.

Yes = God answered.

No = God knows best.

Nothing = God is teaching you patience.

[Favored Sinner Chapel @FavouredSinner]

How are you waiting for entity that promised you nothing.

[Michael Zion Omotoye. @TheOnlineBigBro]

How do you wait on God without losing your mind?

[Favored Sinner Chapel @FavouredSinner]

Because he won't even say a thing.

[John Lobos @St_Lobos]

At all costs, avoid situations where only God would be your witness.

[Favored Sinner Chapel @FavouredSinner]

I can’t remember the last time I planned church on a Saturday. Wake up, shower, church is the first thing on the list. Get there in the morning, sit according to your status, listen to a man who has probably never read the whole Bible, hand over my money, dance to the free labour of the instrumentalists and the media team. All this on the one day I could be resting from a week of work, or working, or just sitting with myself and my family.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Moment between man and his wife after he refused to attend church with her https://t.co/0C4l1MSWUw

[Favored Sinner Chapel @FavouredSinner]

There's this Nigerian pastor with a bent mouth. That man lies a lot.

[Favored Sinner Chapel @FavouredSinner]

If God tells you “soon”, please ask for a date.

[Favored Sinner Chapel @FavouredSinner]

It’s the only religion the messenger never preached.

[Frank Turek @DrFrankTurek]

What makes Christianity different from every other religion?

[Favored Sinner Chapel @FavouredSinner]

Almost all the disciples spent years with him and still died horrible deaths.

I’ll take the $100b please.

[Favored Sinner Chapel @FavouredSinner]

Lol

[PortHarcourt Sailor @PHSailor1]

If any of these worked, only one will do the job. Nothing pass Jesus. Just one declaration and your day is settled.

[Favored Sinner Chapel @FavouredSinner]

A thief

[𝕊𝕀𝕊𝕋𝔸𝕃𝕀𝔸ℕ𝕆 🇳🇬💐 @Sistaliano]

THIEF🥷

[Favored Sinner Chapel @FavouredSinner]

Apparently, when Jesus ascended into heaven, the only people the Bible records watching it happen were his disciples.

Nobody from the neighbourhood came outside like, who's that floating in the sku

Not pointing fingers at people who moved it though

[Focused 🧘🏾‍♂️👁️ @xonphused]

Acting like a body can’t be moved 🤦🏽😂

[Favored Sinner Chapel @FavouredSinner]

He was making sense until he said another word for Masturbation is fornication.
That one no make sense.

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

“Is using s€% toy a sin?”

.. this was the pastor’s reply. 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Favored Sinner Chapel @FavouredSinner]

When anyone tells you they heard from God, ask them what his voice sounds like. From their answer you will understand the mental illnesses they are facing.

[Ochiedike @_Ochiedike]

Christians, if God commanded you to sacrifice your own child. Would you obey him?

Be honest.

[Favored Sinner Chapel @FavouredSinner]

Jesus replaced a cut away ear, none of them have been able to do the same till date.

[KAYLAH ỌDEMWINGIẸ @kaylah_osas]

None of them have been able to raise the dead in the name of jesus

[Favored Sinner Chapel @FavouredSinner]

Bible didn't say.

[Y.D™️ @EmagnetTim]

What was Satan's offence in heaven actually??

[Favored Sinner Chapel @FavouredSinner]

Jesus really had a thing for Mary.

His mother was Mary, Mary Magdalene was always around(👀), then there was Mary of Bethany.

And the scene with Mary of Bethany becomes much funnier when you picture the dining setup properly. They weren’t sitting around a tall table on chairs. They reclined around a low table, with the table basically blocking the view from the waist down.

Jesus is there in his robe. Mary gets down by his feet under the table with spikenard an extremely expensive perfume massage oil, and from where John is reclining all he can see is Mary under there, her head moving and her hair going back and forth.

John, being a man of God, records that she was simply anointing His feet and wiping them with her hair.

Me, I wasn’t there.

God knows best.

[Favored Sinner Chapel @FavouredSinner]

God self.🤦🏾‍♂️

[Kelvin O johnson @_OKJ__]

Instead of making hair grow on Elisha’s head to prove those young boys wrong for mocking his baldness … Yahweh sent bears 🐻 to maul all 42 of them to death.

They call him all Good and all wise by the way.