Favre Watch

I love Brett Favre, but this news will be as authentic, fabricated, and unsure as the media's Favre news and rumors. You figure out what's true and what's not.

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@NFLLIVEonESPN RUMOR: Every day the lockout lasts, chances of a Brett Favre return increases 100%. True or false?

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Brett Favre admits he may return for a 21st season. The @NFL owners agree to pay the players more, to ensure one more year of Favre Watch.

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Brett Favre attends premier of "I Am Number Four," then walks out after an hour once he realizes it's not about him. He will be suing.

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BREAKING: Brett Favre attempts to injure @AaronRodgers12 with a metal baton at the #superbowl, only to be tased and arrested by Dallas PD.

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With Andrew Luck returning to Stanford, Brett Favre seen walking into the Carolina Panthers' facilities, wearing a dirty Bobcats cap.

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Roger Goodell will punish Brett Favre by forcing him to play without offensive line protection, much like he has most of the season anyway.

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RUMOR: Brett Favre retires due to injuries; he clears a roster spot for the Vikings to sign his nephew Parker. @brittanyfavre, true?

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BREAKING NEWS: Brett Favre fires his quarterbacks coach; hires @nikkiboon to teach him the deadly accurate chest pass.

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RUMOR: Brett Favre retires at halftime of Packers-Vikings game, until Brad Childress begs him to return for one more run. Favre obliged.

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BREAKING NEWS: Brett Favre admits to hundreds of NCAA violations and tells Cam Newton to take a back seat to a real star. More later.

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Percy Harvin and Brad Childress have to be separated during practice. Favre plans to top Harvin today by choking Childress during the game.

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Brett Favre practices in an attempt to prove he's ready. Also, Tarvaris Jackson found tied to the back of a MS tractor, misses practice.

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When told by Brad Childress that Tarvaris Jackson may start Sunday, Brett Favre yells "Who?" Chilly shrugs and they google Tarvaris Jackson.

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Brad Childress is "close" to holding Brett Favre out this weekend. Brett Favre is close to choking Brad Childress out today.

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Brett Favre will likely start this weekend with 2 ankle fractures. Tarvaris Jackson pays o-line to give Pats a free shot on Favre.

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MNF Reports: Brett Favre's Penis did NOT make the trip to the Meadowlands for the Vikings' Monday Night Football game with the Jets.

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With the Randy Moss trade to the Vikings complete, Brett Favre(not Farve) will retract his retirement statement and sign a 4 year extension.

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Confirmed by Viking sources: Brett Favre set to star in "Lottery Ticket 2: Winning an extra $10 million by sitting home with a hurt ankle."

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REPORT: Brett Favre to start Sunday for the Vikings. Tarvaris Jackson calls Jamarcus Russell to trade in Purple Jersey for Purple Drank.

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Brett Favre is on a private jet heading north. In his old age, the senile grandfather is apparently going to Green Bay to take his job back.