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RP 18+ Modern AU [ Youtuber, openly Bi, anxiety fueled, hipster ]

《 Stop stealing all of my candy, @SinAndCigars! 》

#StrangerThings #Chestnut

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— Modern AU —

❝ Okay, but if you steal the last cookie again, I'm kicking your ass.❞

• Modern Steve [@DamnGoodSteve]
• Established Ship
• Precious Cinnamon roll
• Easily flustered and frustrated

@ or DM for plotting

RT please

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@SinAndCigars Steve was about 5 hours into his latest video game, Horizon Forbidden West when Billy showed up. He was in the middle of riding a metal beast that looks like a giraffe. He's oblivious.

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Who dares me to buy and place this on Billy's car? @SinAndCigars

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@SinAndCigars "Join a game with freak Munson? No."

But Steve was jealous. Really jealous actually. He didn't need Dustin. He had Rocket, the best fur child ever.

"I don't get that crap anyway. Like what does rolling a 15 ever do for anyone?"

It gets your son back, Steve. That's what.

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@SinAndCigars

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@SinAndCigars -- concert and it looked fun and he had a great time!? WHO CARES!?"

Steve cared. Apparently.

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@SinAndCigars "Fucking Eddie Munson! He's sooooo cool apparently. Well excuse fucking me for not being into Disturbed or Metallica. Like so fucking what?!"

He begins pacing, completely ignoring the fact that Billy was semi paying attention. "So what if he took Dustin to a totally badass --

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@SinAndCigars Here comes Steve, looking more than his usual level of peeved off. No, he's mega peeved off as he stands behind Billy and immediately starts ranting.

"If I have to hear about goddamn Eddie Munson one more time, I will shit on Dustin's bed."

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Why did I let you talk me into it...

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@SinAndCigars "You better have gotten the cage too."

Because Steve was about 60 seconds away from feeding the hamster to Tiki.

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@SinAndCigars "But I want a cat not...this..."

He looks down and sees a tiny little hamster. It was white with a single black spot on its side. Surprisingly it was only licking and nibbling his hand instead of full on biting it.

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@SinAndCigars Steve closes his eyes for a second to take a deep breathe. He opens them and looks down to see a small creature wiggling around.

Jesus Christ...

"Billy, I can't have a cat but you can have this?! Seriously?!"

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@SinAndCigars He doesn't even look at his hand.

"William...what the fuck is in my hand right now?"

He just dead pans and stares at Billy.

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@SinAndCigars Raising a brow, Steve set his phone down slowly beside him.

"I swear to God Billy if it's another possum..."

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@SinAndCigars "......Ow......"

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@SinAndCigars "Just....give me....the phoooooone!" He's straining, totally uncaring that he's gonna tip them over in the computer chair.

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@SinAndCigars "Then you can torture your other boyfriends with the mole." He's so close. His fingertips juuuuuuuust brush the edge of the phone case.

Give Steve the noods.

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@SinAndCigars "Ya know what, that isn't all that surprising. For your many boyfriends I bet."

Steve's still trying to steal the phone.

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@SinAndCigars "Gimme the phone. You're banned from looking up furry jelly bean videos."