dick fitzwell

🤙🏼

[dick fitzwell @FaxonMaxwell]

@SirMilkdud Oh I can imagine it makes a beard soft! I just think it’s a huge scam to make people think they’ll wake up with a full beard.

[dick fitzwell @FaxonMaxwell]

If you buy beard oils and expect to get a full beard, I think it’s safe to assume you buy penis enlargement pills as well

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

I think fat shaming is like motivational speaking, if I got fat I’d hope my friends shamed me into fitness

[Aus Gov Just Googled @GovGoogles]

can u vape rolled up newspaper

[the Old Man Ebro @oldmanebro]

So lemme get this str8.... You paying $45K a semester for 4yrs to get a certificate for a job that pays you $40K a year? 🤔

This is a bad plan.

[dick fitzwell @FaxonMaxwell]

@davidhogg111 Jump off a bridge

[Cody Frye @cfrye408]

People would rather sit around and bitch about how shitty their lives are rather than making moves to better themselves🤔

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

It's called Parenting.

[Paddy Murphy 🗨 @paddyjmurphy]

Thank God the little boy saved the cat.

[Aus Gov Just Googled @GovGoogles]

clown shorts

[dick fitzwell @FaxonMaxwell]

@KuyaCalvin starred in The Mule?! I had no idea, kudos brother big moves

[adam lz @Adam_LZ]

If your music doesn’t scare children AND adults you’re doing it wrong

[dick fitzwell @FaxonMaxwell]

@GovernorTomWolf How can you be so dense you dope

[dick fitzwell @FaxonMaxwell]

I learned the hard way tonight why you don’t assume what someone has going through their head. Always ask. 🙃

[Owen Payne @Slowen156y]

Ur mcm doesn’t know where this is

[dick fitzwell @FaxonMaxwell]

You know those people who exaggerate everything just a little bit. I.E. Say they actually caught two fish but claim they caught “like 6 or 7”? They’re so easy to spot and I fuckin hate those people

[dick fitzwell @FaxonMaxwell]

Yo I just heard the best way to hear your exhaust is attach a hose to it and run it in the window brb