Lulu🥂

this is no longer a depressed account

[Lulu🥂 @Fayanne__]

Please shut up

[PABLO @WonderMahlobo]

I don’t really like her anymore ever since she was weird to Tyla. Nesphongo esikhulu

[Lulu🥂 @Fayanne__]

If you bring frame 1 and 4 for me, I’d just assume you hate me and wants me dead.

[cici💛 @shezzzz_weird]

How do you like your noodles??????

[Lulu🥂 @Fayanne__]

@linadreaamy 223

[Lulu🥂 @Fayanne__]

@waitmaya 31

[Wolfie 🐺 @TheIgboWolf]

Obi, Okoye and Parker.

[Lulu🥂 @Fayanne__]

She has one of the most beautiful faces ever.

[kia𑁤 ྀི @fikestin]

genuine question, where did y’all get that from? where did she ever say justin was recording her? y’all ran with that narrative so fast and it’s been going on for so long when she was literally just promoting rhode. a little research doesn’t hurt.

[Lulu🥂 @Fayanne__]

A “husband” who simply wants you gone can just take you to a psych clinic and lie that you’re mentally unstable. How do you even speak for yourself that you’re okay when trying to prove a point will make you look more unstable.

[Lulu🥂 @Fayanne__]

You’re expecting a formal communication when we constantly use personal WhatsApp. Unserious people.

[Lulu🥂 @Fayanne__]

@honeydewdrop444 Is he not?

[Lulu🥂 @Fayanne__]

My own is, why is your gateman not earning up to 20k monthly? What is your company paying for security?

[DEE ❤ @Olami_deeEbony]

The security man in our office didn't come to work today because his wife put to bed.

The tradition in our office is that whenever a staff member has a major celebration, like a wedding or child dedication, everyone contributes ₦20,000 towards a gift and support.

So HR said we shouldn't wait until the baby dedication since the man would really need the money now. The company would sort it out first and then deduct the ₦20,000 contribution from each of our salaries at the end of the month.

There are 11 of us in the office, so the plan was for everyone to contribute ₦20,000, making ₦220,000 in total. ₦20,000 would be used to buy diapers, while the remaining ₦200,000 would be transferred to his account.

Then a lady in Accounting said, "Why should we contribute ₦20,000 for a common gateman? He doesn't even earn up to that amount as salary. She has a lot of expenses this month. Let's just do ₦5,000 each."

The annoying part is that this same lady had an appendix operation not long ago, and nobody complained when the whole office contributed to support her.

Some people are naturally wicked.

[Lulu🥂 @Fayanne__]

Priya’s dream coming through in real time.

[vivi 🖍️ @channelserve]

praiden and javan double date 😍😍😍 #loveisland #loveislanduk

[Doctuche @lidocaine_v2]

"Stupid fool" is my favourite Nigerian insult. Anywhere in the world you see it, be rest assured it's coming from a Nigerian.

[Lulu🥂 @Fayanne__]

You people go to school to study Yoruba?

[KLASIK ♠️ @lifeofklasik]

i feel stupid for how hard i tried. not embarrassed…stupid. like i betrayed my own intelligence for attachment.

[Lulu🥂 @Fayanne__]

Dear anon, perhaps a little 500k on the side?

[Lulu🥂 @Fayanne__]

A foolish boy. He cost her that win.

[VD 🌹 @Mister_Hammed]

Not Finley actually choosing peace and sticking with Ellie ✨

#loveisland #loveislanduk

[Lulu🥂 @Fayanne__]

They’re ugly asf

[VD 🌹 @Mister_Hammed]

Genes doing absolute overtime here ✨

#loveisland #loveislanduk

[majestade @labubuneto]

dá pra ver q é mentira pq um africano nunca falaria que é da África, ele falaria de qual país ele é

[Lulu🥂 @Fayanne__]

Omo I’ve finished this pasta that was supposed to be for two servings. Something I swore I didn’t like.😩

[Lulu🥂 @Fayanne__]

Noodles and kpomo