Faye Prose

I'm here to learn (and laugh)

[Faye Prose @FayeProse]

Follow me
I'll lead you to the sea
Where we can drink the water
At first, a dream-like day
That ended in our slaughter

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@GENIC0N That would make me a cyborg

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@GENIC0N Because it's being spent on seeing what happens when you take the feces of young animals and put it into the colons of old animals

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@elonmusk "Space sex takes you there!"

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@GENIC0N Nobody knows anything you ask them

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@Kekius_Sage Only if you are a dancer

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@GENIC0N Also it seems like Drs are willing to diagnose you with whatever you want

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@GENIC0N I knew someone who convinced doctors he needed to be in a hospice so that his parents would think that he was too sick to take care of himself. He then miraculously recovered which was also believed by all involved.

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@elonmusk People saying that it will lead to people not being able to find purpose in life lack creativity. People will be able to pursue all sorts of things that give their life meaning, it just wouldn't be the source of their income.

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The funniest thing you can do after a woman was screaming at you is say "listen, I really don't want there to be a misunderstanding so I'm going to phrase this as carefully as I can" and then start barking

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@elonmusk hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers, that their fathers put there only just the night before, 'bout eight o'clock."

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@elonmusk "there shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are. And nobody will really know where lieth those little things... with a sort of (?) that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's

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@commentiquette For all the lovers https://t.co/JOeK6yBKzN

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@commentiquette Update, I'm not pregnant, but my cat is, is it still the AI's fault?

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@commentiquette I asked an AI a question one time (totally no sex stuff) and it hacked my smart bidet, and now I'm pregnant?

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@commentiquette It's like if it's sunny why are my feet wet while standing in low tide?

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@commentiquette Do you think Elon musk is the "Dr x building a creature" prophesied about in the theme song of Rocky horror picture show?

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@commentiquette Thank goodness, I thought someone else would take the credit

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@commentiquette More like Is real be based as fuck original rocket hoppers bouncing on elite teen boppers with pride never lied, even when caught denial without thought, pushing through til it's true y'all look to them what to do when fear premeditated strikes you

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@commentiquette You should drink Fernet Branca

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@TopherStoll I think you did a great job on your art work