✨Celeste✨

in the business of misery

[✨Celeste✨ @FaythAnne]

GAYLY FORWARD

[✨Celeste✨ @FaythAnne]

Me @ Kendall: “I want to start waking up early and having coffee and washing my face and seeing you off to work”
Me the very next morning when Kendall tried to wake me up: “get out of my face you wretch, you godless heathen 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻”

[✨Celeste✨ @FaythAnne]

@W_Justin_ MY SON..:.

[✨Celeste✨ @FaythAnne]

K so clearly I’m never here but... this heat has me seriously questioning if I am super sweaty or super horny

And the answer is usually both

[✨Mels✨ @MellyMelz__]

Zuko: There is something off about her. I can’t explain it but she’s slipping

Azula:

[✨Celeste✨ @FaythAnne]

Feeling so so small

[✨Celeste✨ @FaythAnne]

@Devin413 @PatienceArray Please.... please stop 😂😂😂

[~ℍ𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕪~ @HvleyBby]

Someone get their fucking man bro. 💀

[Missy Elliott @MissyElliott]

When it’s your time No ONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP THAT! But until your time comes...PATIENCE IS THE KEY💯 keep PUSHING through you will see the fruits of your labor & all your HARD will be rewarded at some point! KEEP ON MOVING you got this💪🏾

[✨Celeste✨ @FaythAnne]

Ok the new Razr might be the thing that makes me switch from Apple to android

[✨Celeste✨ @FaythAnne]

Considering calling in to work because I wrecked into a metal building on a dirt bike and started my period on the same day

[Bretman Rock Pascual @bretmanrock]

Violet but make it Fashion 💜💙

[✨Celeste✨ @FaythAnne]

@W_Justin_ @lexusismygf Where u be today??? I wish I was going to the floozies!!!

[✨Celeste✨ @FaythAnne]

If you guys were curious about the kind of person my Kendall is:
We’re out for drinks, in my car smoking a quick stoge, and I ask her to change my light that’s been out for 5ever; “yeah, turn your wheel and pop your hood” -not a moments hesitation, while it’s freezing & raining.

[✨Celeste✨ @FaythAnne]

@W_Justin_ Come to mama I’ll git r dun

[family friendly era @BhadDhad]

she’s the mother i never had... the sister everyone wants... the friend everybody deserves... i don’t know a better person

[✨Celeste✨ @FaythAnne]

Dear universe: can antidepressants please stop making me gain weight please and thank you. -Sincerely, 50 Pound Fluctuation

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

*tampon is in for 34 minutes*

Me after feeling a random pain in my body: is this toxic shock