Fazul Abdullah

Live from Somalia where the wind never blows......it sucks!

[Fazul Abdullah @Fazul_]

We learnt new vocabularies;
▪️Tap Sale
▪️EuroBond
▪️sovereign Note
▪️Syndicated Loan

#LifeUnderUhuRuto

[Fazul Abdullah @Fazul_]

@IanECox There's a Korean I once drove from Eastleigh to Lavington on Uber and I was left in no doubt she was a spook.

She pretended to speak bad English but I could tell she was better.

Told me she was a trade attaché with some extremely vague JD

I played dumb and dumber

[Fazul Abdullah @Fazul_]

Amazing how some of our 'influencers' are shedding dead bot weight😁😁😁

@xtiandela

https://t.co/XfCVApGEfZ

[Fazul Abdullah @Fazul_]

@DavidNdii @lusakatimes China Got a 99-Year Lease for a Port Near India. Here’s How, and Why. https://t.co/4EyjPBzbkP

[Investigative Dossier @i_dossier]

Ethiopia docked 3 points, fined $5,000 for fielding 3 over-age players in Sunday’s CECAFA Under-17 tournament against Somalia. Ethiopia won 3-1 in the match but playing over-age players means Somalia is awarded all 3 points. Ethiopia faces further action as it happened 2nd time.

[Fazul Abdullah @Fazul_]

@coldtusker , is there a more livid analogy of graft in Kenya?

Get away with something for nothing, and leave destruction in your wake

-Expired drugs
-Shoddy civil works
-Drug trafficking...

Name it

[Fazul Abdullah @Fazul_]

What is the rationale?

@coldtusker

[Fazul Abdullah @Fazul_]

FRIVOLITY defined: Tanzania Traffic cops stopping you for expired fire extinguisher can @KenyanTraffic

[Fazul Abdullah @Fazul_]

Even random acts of nature respect German engineering
@KenyanTraffic

[Fazul Abdullah @Fazul_]

@Mwolooto Happy to hear from you bruh. Nipo

[Fazul Abdullah @Fazul_]

@Mwolooto Vipi kaka. I'm still alive😊

[Fazul Abdullah @Fazul_]

The Boys Are Not All Right https://t.co/CbeC9UwSUq

[Mungai Kihanya @mungaikihanya]

"When mathematicians started working on the theory of relativity, even I ceased to understand it" - Albert Einstein.

When my literature teachers started discussing storybooks, I stopped enjoying the stories! https://t.co/HSnM1j6GtT

[Fazul Abdullah @Fazul_]

@Ramah_Nyang @IMFNews “Kenya continues to have access to resources since June SUBJECT TO policy understandings to complete the outstanding reviews.”

Since 2 reviews have been postponed there’s no access TILL this is done but it’s too late to review hence negotiation for a new deal before which...

[Aisha Murtad @UmmAlMumineen]

It's ignorant to think that names are the property of Islam and Ex-Muslims should change their names. Most of these "Islamic names" are Arab names and existed before Islam. Mohammed's father was a Kafir named Abdullah.
You're welcome for this free lesson about your own religion. https://t.co/YDNplSoWlb

[Uber Kenya @uber_kenya]

@Fazul_ We hear you! Thanks for the feedback. We're always working to provide you with new features, so stay tuned.

[Fazul Abdullah @Fazul_]

@uber_kenya , the solution is so stupid simple;your drivers discriminate on the basis of payment methods. They prefer Cash,MPesa,debit/credit cards in that order.

Hide the means of payment and they'll stop accepting and canceling https://t.co/mqkUmXa2ue

[Scheaffer Okore @scheafferoo]

Dear @uber_kenya what's this thing about your drivers accepting requests then cancelling randomly for people to incur charges?
And their CRUDENESS!!
Lack of any kind of customer service!!!
Seriously, its too early for this kind of unethical behaviour.

[Fazul Abdullah @Fazul_]

@Ramah_Nyang I'm worried about what else they are lying to us about.

So much for the Opus Dei monk

[Fazul Abdullah @Fazul_]

@Mwolooto @WilliamsRuto We have different tolerance for sh*t you know!

[Fazul Abdullah @Fazul_]

జ్ఞా

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

Cars in space