Agent Fox Mulder (parody)

I look around and I see that everybody else is infinitely more f***** up than I am

[Agent Fox Mulder (parody) @FbiFox_Mulder]

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Special Agent Fox Mulder

Works for the X-Files division of the FBI

More skeptical & outspoken being he's in his 50's. A big talker & flirt who swings both ways Multi-ship as he doesn't believe in settling down

[Agent Fox Mulder (parody) @FbiFox_Mulder]

@demisedcreature His eyes were staying wide "Do you think she might enjoy a visitor? I'd love to ask her about her creations...." As Mulder was sure she'd be a lot nicer than Doctor Moreau ...

[Agent Fox Mulder (parody) @FbiFox_Mulder]

@demisedcreature Mulder's eyes went wide as he heard of all of these monsters "you work for Dr. Frankenstein? I mean....to have seen his monster and others like it...." As the connection was slowly becoming apparent to him

[Agent Fox Mulder (parody) @FbiFox_Mulder]

@demisedcreature Mulder was curious now "What exactly do you mean by that? I am an agent of the FBI though I am more into the peculiar cases...." He started to feel around and finally found his badge

[Agent Fox Mulder (parody) @FbiFox_Mulder]

@demisedcreature Mulder made a hmm noise "What does that mean? You're aware of giant lizards being a thing?" As his police interrogation skills started seeping out

[Agent Fox Mulder (parody) @FbiFox_Mulder]

@silentstormsx "The Twin was dead. A ghost or a remnant. It wasn't happy that the other lived..." Mulder moved to look at the altar"Yes, the grandmother tried to sacrifice chickens and other creatures to appease it. It took a very high standing rabbi to exorcise the spirit and free the boy"

[Agent Fox Mulder (parody) @FbiFox_Mulder]

@silentstormsx

Mulder had made his way through the halls of the FBI as hushed whispers followed him "Oh look it's the FBI's most unwanted" he said making a face "So damn original guys" rolling his eyes he continued "have you seen Nicholas? I have information he asked me for"

[Agent Fox Mulder (parody) @FbiFox_Mulder]

@demisedcreature Mulder finally broke the silence "What the hell are you doing in a graveyard at night? You aren't drinking and you sure ain't a horny teenager...." As he was slowly gripping his gun as he spoke "You didn't see a large lizard either ...did you?"

[Agent Fox Mulder (parody) @FbiFox_Mulder]

@demisedcreature Mulder had been on the trail of the Lizard Man and didn't think anyone but weirdos and sex crazed teenagers would be out here in the cemetery so he was pretty surprised to find another

His hand was near his gun as he took in the man and waited for him to speak...

[Agent Fox Mulder (parody) @FbiFox_Mulder]

@silentstormsx "Now this family was made up of Orthodox Jews but maybe flicking through we can find patterns in all these cases that might help you solve a case...." As Mulder was always about the bigger picture when figuring out cases whether his own or helping another.

[Agent Fox Mulder (parody) @FbiFox_Mulder]

@silentstormsx Mulder moved now to queue up the projector and hit the first slide in and he moved to turn the lights off once again "This was the altar we found with the child whose grandmother swore he was being followed by his dead twin" +

[Agent Fox Mulder (parody) @FbiFox_Mulder]

@silentstormsx "You know the FBI treats me like a cancer. So I've nested here and keep the box scores on conspiracies and cover ups. But none of that matters...I need to find those slides..." Mulder spoke as he dug around in a few draws "I think I found them" as he held them up
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[Agent Fox Mulder (parody) @FbiFox_Mulder]

Mulder moved so he could kiss the man as he had a rhythm to his thrusting now. As he was going fast and deep

[Agent Fox Mulder (parody) @FbiFox_Mulder]

Mulder grunted again as most of his length was deep inside the man as he started thrust. His head was near the others as he let out growls and various other turned on sounds as he thrusted

[Agent Fox Mulder (parody) @FbiFox_Mulder]

He usually took the time to allow the other to adjust to his size but this man seemed to thrive in pain so Mulder pushed himself in rougher than usual as he leaned more of his weight into him to stop the squirming "I thought you liked the pain you kinky bastard.." he grunted

[Agent Fox Mulder (parody) @FbiFox_Mulder]

Mulder almost let off a rumble of a growl as this is how it would be with him. He moved himself slightly and roughly turned Patrick over "I see how it is...." Was all he said before he grabbed a handful of hair and pushed his cock against his entrance

[Agent Fox Mulder (parody) @FbiFox_Mulder]

In between all the movement, Mulder had thrown the rest of his clothes to the ground and was just as naked as Patrick

He was already quite hard as he spoke "Are you a top or a bottom? As I don't want to anger you considering the knife is still here somewhere...."

[Agent Fox Mulder (parody) @FbiFox_Mulder]

@FighterCivilian Interestingly the man knew exactly who he was. Should he be worried or just let it go "I like Mulder better. So you've heard of me?" He questioned before realizing the name "That's who you look like....Spencer!. You two could be fucken twins....." As he realized the last name

[Agent Fox Mulder (parody) @FbiFox_Mulder]

@FighterCivilian
Mulder had a long day dealing with "aliens" and the federal government blowing smoke up his ass. He didn't care that he was in a somewhat fancy restaurant as he sprawled out on the one couch there and grunted

[Agent Fox Mulder (parody) @FbiFox_Mulder]

"Whatever it is...it works for you" Mulder spoke as he leaned down and kissed his neck as his hands trailed to the space between them and started to undo the man's pants

[Agent Fox Mulder (parody) @FbiFox_Mulder]

"Fuck, you are one hell of a fit guy" Mulder said as he suddenly broke the kiss and was feeling pecs and abs as he moved. Strange how he'd want to bed a guy like him with a dad bod but he wasn't going to question it

[Agent Fox Mulder (parody) @FbiFox_Mulder]

Mulder grinned into the kiss as he heard him. His hand releasing from his hair as he wanted to start stripping the man of his clothes now

[Agent Fox Mulder (parody) @FbiFox_Mulder]

"You mean this?" Mulder asked as he pulled his hair "I like pulling hair and slapping ass...if that's kinky enough for you .." soon his lips found Patrick's as he moved to kiss him