Dangle Berries FC

Official Twitter account of defending Vetta League champion Dangle Barries FC #Guap

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@Balling_LLama Maximum effort was put in. Great Job💯🔥👀🔌🍆🍆

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@Balling_LLama has burned our rainforests, let the Riddler take over and let Michael Vick into the puppy mill as the Berries lose 8-7

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The berries are being squished here, the score has been tied 7-7 despite the bus being parked

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@Balling_LLama concedes his third goal in 8 minutes and him and his defense getting into a bit of an altercation, lowering team chem

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@nchaps1 chirps the refs for some blatant missed calls as the score is now 7-5 for the berries

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@Balling_LLama benefiting by some wheelchair-style play from the opposing forwards

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@BenHolsclaw truly slicing and dicing the defense tonight, and celebrates his 4th goal with a low-line handshake

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🎩🎩🎩 for @BenHolsclaw tonight, 6-3 for the squad

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Dale Earnhardt Jr. with a key performance off the bench that has the squad ahead

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@MiaBallos benefits from the opposing goalkeeper being an absolute tard, 5-3

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@Balling_LLama with some horrible luck as the deflection takes a brutal deflection off the post after a good save, 4-3

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@BenHolsclaw with his second goal and second exuberant celebration of the game, 4-2 berries

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@Davidbrown2323 is channeling his inner brett favre by entering the game wearing some denim

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@Balling_LLama saves the puppies like Sarah McLaughlin to keep the score at 3-2

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@Balling_LLama is beaten by an absolute missle to bring the score to 3-2 Dangleberries

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@alli_jones34 scored for the second straight game, in other news the sky is falling, 2-1 Dangleberries

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@Balling_LLama sends the ball and his moccasin into the stratosphere yet again, but saves another saucy shot

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@Balling_LLama with a sublime save to save the rainforest, too bad his defense was chopped down to level the score

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@Balling_LLama with a thunderous boot to send the ball and his footwear to the midfield