Scrumpy FC

Fuelled by Scrumpy Jack. Home to the sexiest six a side team in World Football. Aims: World Cup 2022 Qatar Or Worcester six a side Monday night Div 4

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The boys have put in a shift since the last game:
Pikey stole some birds tongue
Shaggy stole some birds tit
Shak stole everyone’s hearts with that gorgeous run
#ShouldHaveBeenAPen

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Intex Rovers couldn’t handle the conditions tonight, the rain combined with Grees’ hair made it a nightmare for them.

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Leagues won: 1 ✅

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Final Game day of the season, boys all looking well rested and ready for the big double header against Phoenix.

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Red Hot performance from the boys in brown and cream today, so good that Jude got sent off for being fouled, as the ref realised some of the oppositions players have families. Grease was as slippery as always and produced a stunning performance. Shaggy is still useless. #Browns

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New Kits, same result. 3-0 easy win against Say Neymar. Shaggy and Shak were questionable up top, and pikey was trying to make a scrap out of anything. Shaggy got his caravan club friends to come down to support him. #ScrewLoose #WeAreAllAboutRespect #WeAllPaidToPlayAGameOfFooty

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MOTM: The Chairman

The Chairman ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️🅰️🅰️
A.Smith 🅰️
Grease ⚽️🅰️
Wegdinhio ⚽️🅰️

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The Chairman bagged a quadruple and 2 assists, his back must be hurting after carrying the squad this much on and off the pitch. And shout out to Grease with a goal of the season contender.

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Say No More, Say Neymar don’t know what just hit them at SIXways. 6-1. The big players showed up and performed as you would expect. Shaggy had his 2nd decent chance of the season, Pikey was finessed by a lovely chip and tried to blame the gaping whole in defence.

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Unfortunate news: the game has been postponed due to issues out of our hands. #PhoenixWereScared #WeNeedOurStarPlayer

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MOTM: Virgil Van Rees

Mr Chairman ⚽️
Mr Mumble 🅰️

Howlers by Grease again: 1

#RegisteredSexOffender #TooMuchSwearingToGod

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First loss of the season 2-1, absolutely gutted, but lit still to learn. Bon had an absolute shocker, Jude is better than Van Dijk, aiky was being all alpha and Weg was being pushed around like a bloke in a supermarket. #NeedToLearnTheseHeadbuttingRulesFellas

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MOTM: Jámeo

Grease ⚽️⚽️
Wegdinhio ⚽️⚽️🅰️
Mr Mumble (unreal new signing) ⚽️
Shlid🅰️

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5-0 win, the youth academy is working wonders with CameraMann, Angus’s older brother and Mr Mumble making debuts. Top level shithousery on show again. Grease forgot to have a shower again and got the ball the slip into the net twice. #HeIsInAWheelchairNow

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Good luck to the boys in brown tonight.

Mr Chairman

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Another Win 3-1, lots of aggression from gus probably had a few before he drove down. Grease managed to get the ball to slip into the net as well. Dead chat from god as always #BleedBrownAndCream #WelcomeToTheLeague #AikyNeedsToLearnHowToPickUpTheBallFromShaggy

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We’ve got some snakes in our ranks #Snaikman #DidntWantToBeInvited

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CLUB ANNOUNCEMENT - SHAK AND SHAGGY ARE BANNED FROM SHOOTING AT GOAL #LoveTheStands

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Performance from Mr deposit tonight competes with this

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Alex you absolute legend 👏

This kid just smashed @Santandave1 x @ajtracey’s ‘Thiago Silva’ live at #Glastonbury2019 #BBCGlasto 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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4-3 win

Mr Chairman ⚽️🅰️
Wegdinhio ⚽️🅰️🅰️
Shlid ⚽️⚽️
Shak 🅰️