The year is 2048:
Ole is still the gaffer. Ashley Young has just revived yet another contract extension and will captain the club “one more time”. Jesse Lingard, somehow still only 21, dances after scoring the winner against Stoke City to avoid relegation...
Notice how Manchester United are no longer rushing their possession. The football already looks better without Bruno Fernandes starting.
We’re beating Bournemouth, and Bruno might be staying on that bench for a LONG time.
Fans will break into Bruno’s house for no reason at all yet no one has to gone to Sir Rat 🐀 or the Glazers house and put a pillow over their faces while sleeping….
From playing players out of position, to dropping your best player, to starting Slabhead I can’t run faster than a dead turtle Maguire every game…. What’s not to love about this team?!?!
Who are @Carra23 and @GNev2 going to blame for this? Bruno for not cheering his team on enough from the bench? Why don’t you pieces of shit call out Carrick for his shit tactics and the board for not strengthening the squad this summer? Get INEOS’ dick put your mouth and speak up
United out ran and out played but running isn’t everything is a sport that only allows you to use your fucking feet 😂 This is why you don’t hire a club legend as a manager who has zero top level experience
@alex_crook Coming from the same person who said running wasn’t everything just a few days ago?!?! Sounds like the gun back fired on him! Plays said they did little to no running in preseason and it shows.… but yeah let’s blame the players who are told to setup like how we see them play
Who are @Carra23 and @GNev2 going to blame for this? Bruno for not cheering his team on enough from the bench? Why don’t you pieces of shit call out Carrick for his shit tactics and the board for not strengthening the squad this summer? Get INEOS’ dick put your mouth and speak up
All these brain dead pre match commentators talking shit about Bruno because he called out his coach for being shit is killing me 😂 Glazers and INEOS def paying everyone who talks shit about him
Let see them keep the same energy when United are 2-0 at the half
The same pecker sucking people who were so quick to call Amorim shit and say there is no style of play are the same people moaning about Bruno and Martinez…. Just say you’re a fucking racist and be done with it @Carra23@GNev2
All these brain dead pre match commentators talking shit about Bruno because he called out his coach for being shit is killing me 😂 Glazers and INEOS def paying everyone who talks shit about him
Let see them keep the same energy when United are 2-0 at the half
All these brain dead pre match commentators talking shit about Bruno because he called out his coach for being shit is killing me 😂 Glazers and INEOS def paying everyone who talks shit about him
Let see them keep the same energy when United are 2-0 at the half