FCDOff

The Foreign, Commonwealth and Development Office of the United Kingdom. We're FCDOff and taking back control. (Parody account)

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Pretty rude of John McTernan to say we remind him of “when we tried to create a Department of Productivity, Energy, Industry and Science and Alan Johnson asked why the department’s name had been changed to PENIS.” There are clearly no large penises involved in FCDOff.

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@Elwick70 Whats wrong with it!?

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A second victory! Reasonably priced Tim Tam’s! How long have the British people been deprived of the opportunity to have Tim Tam’s at a reasonable price!?

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Did you know that FCDOff is the first new department created since Brexit! What could better capture our new intentions in the world than FCDOff?

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@SebastianEPayne @GeorgeWParker @Laura_K_Hughes

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Now we’re talking! This is FCDOff Britain at its best

[Christopher Hope📝 @christopherhope]

EXCLUSIVE in tomorrow's Daily Telegraph:

Spend the aid budget on a successor to HMY Britannia, Paymaster General Penny Mordaunt tells PM Boris Johnson https://t.co/OhyUYiaopk

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People are asking why we‘re FCDOff.

We give as much aid to Zambia as we do to Ukraine!

We give 10 times as much aid to Tanzania as we do to the 6 countries of the Western Balkans!

Why are we giving development aid to developing countries!?

Why should aid be for poor people?

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We’re not even a day old but excited to announce our first major success. Thanks to FCDOff staff working tirelessly behind the scenes, Turkey (population 76 million) has not joined the EU! #FCDOff #GlobalBritain

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Welcome to FCDOff, the (un)official account of FCDOff, Britain's newest superest bestest department