Maybe the most important commercial ever made. You should watch it very carefully, pay close attention, and then make sure that your own family and home life are exactly the opposite of this ad in every single respect. I don't think that's the takeaway Apple had in mind however.
Worst problems for white people:
-bad round of golf
-losing in Fantasy Football
-getting hot in October and having to wrap your jacket around your waist
-getting invited to a wedding on a College Football Saturday
-when the Guinness tap at the country club needs to be changed and you have to wait 5 minutes :(
-it takes 2-3 days for your haircut to look good
The Patriots are 1-2. Drake Maye has scored 1 total touchdown with 7 total turnovers.
The Chargers are 0-3. Justin Herbert has scored 3 total touchdowns with 4 total turnovers.
But they’re what a QB is supposed to look like! 😉
We put nine women in charge of a jury for two weeks and they tried to let a mom get away with strangling her kids. Then they launched a vicious smear campaign against the one black man who stood in their way.
So I’m confident Obama is full of shit here.
The Eagles have an elite OL and Jalen is propped up by his weapons… except for the highest pressure rate allowed by Philly in 17 years. And Saquon was hurt. And Goedert was hurt. And AJ is gone.
But other than that, yeah…
Not just special teams.
This is legitimately one of the greatest football plays I’ve ever seen.
It doesn’t get much better than that right there. Every coach in America will be showing this rep to their team this week.
There’s a solution but too many people in this country are soft and don’t have the stomach for it. Execute these women. Ideally in public. A lot of people with “mental health problems” are going to suddenly get over it if they know the other option is hanging from a rope.