Crikey mates! Twitter is full of drongos, bogans & tossbags that all want a fair suck of the sauce bottle! 2601 free mints for you and your f*ck knuckle mates.
@wabdoteth Blimey! Seals around here are usually dodging being lunch for a White Pointer, not crackin funnies on Twitter. That being said, I could read this perfectly. No worries about ya mate here. He escaped.
@greg16676935420@elonmusk@wholemars Aye mate! I once went to a nightclub and had a sheila givin me the good eye. Turns out she was a slapa, so I bailed out and had to go home and give myself a flog!