Ford Clay

Guitarist, Writer, Camp Counselor, College Student, Ostrich Enthusiast

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(Being 25)
2016: I'm not ready for a relationship
1816: I have 12 kids
1016BC: I lived a good life, thrice I ate a berry and once a pear

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@NBA2KMovement Let’s go 🔥

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@mattswider Wait you get a $50 credit when you reserve one of their new phones, not just with an email lol

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@ChipotleTweets Yeah maybe should’ve changed it before tweeting, it was gone before even really showing it lol. About those pictures that bots suck at…

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@HeavenCollins20 @ChipotleTweets Because they posted the code instead of a picture, and bots cleared it out instantly

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@luke12798 @chelsea40033821 @ChipotleTweets No you’re supposed to turn on notifications. Then just watch the game and pick up your phone the second it goes off.

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@ChipotleTweets You guys gotta use pictures or up the number, literally all bots, come on

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@NBA2KMyTEAM Who cares just give us a locker code, there’s been like once decent one since the new year you assholes

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@JackPosobiec Showing emotion isn’t being a child lol, it shows he’s very invested. Bad take brother 😂

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@NBA2KMyTEAM This is the first locker code since fucking Christmas lol, do you guys give a single shit about this game?

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@TobieThebeau @10TV @MayorGinther Literally no one is sending a social worker to an active shooter situation, get off your high horse dumbass

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@JohnStrandUSA I mean the government building was closed but go off bud. You’re just an idiot, not a political prisoner.

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@SleeperHQ holy SHIT did you guys update something today??? My whole league is getting CONSTANT update notifications about a player being ruled out, like 30+. STOP. Jesus fucking Christ. @SleeperNFL fix it now.

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@AmericaPapaBear @harris_wins My brother in Christ it happened last weekend, wake up 😂😂😂

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@elonmusk Ok but isn’t this any AI? What makes apple different?

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@nypost This is gonna make a KILLER Bloody Mary lol, not sure what else to use it for though

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Shoutout to @CityOfLasVegas for singlehandedly ruining any chance at new American F1 opportunies. Complete shitshow, honestly embarrassing. They just cared about exposure, not the actual race 😂
#f1 #LasVegasGP

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@PicturesFoIder Moving

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@oppdemar @espn Dude what the hell is wrong with you

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@united my flight has been delayed for HOURS and instead of giving anyone literally any information, you said here’s a $15 food voucher! Which is literally useless at DIA 😂 just tell me if I’m going to get home tonight lol

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@BlueJacketsNHL @moomoocarwash Okay but what happened to Tarasov?