Dane

Just a girl living the rockstar life on a blue collar budget & now I have my Dark Knight to ride this insane rollercoaster we call life strapped in next to me.

[Dane @Fear2Tread]

@stevecovino Anything I need? I just got laid off like 2 hours ago 😫😫😫

[Dane @Fear2Tread]

I used to be a “sex-crazed tiger full of dynamite.” Now I’m a wifey & mom carrying around baby weight.

[Dane @Fear2Tread]

Sitting in bed on a Saturday night nursing the baby & watching Golden Girls. I can’t complain.

[Dane @Fear2Tread]

“That’s it. What country do you wanna move to? Because this whole “America” thing just isn’t working out.” - me to the hubby after learning avocados could go extinct.

[Dane @Fear2Tread]

For instance, still on maternity leave. It’s hot as balls (finally.) Hubby needs to get my swimming pool ready asap. Still working on the tan while the princess naps though.

[Dane @Fear2Tread]

So. I’m a mama now. And FB sucks. I should really start back sharing adventures on here.

[Dane @Fear2Tread]

@311Kimbo Go on Etsy girlfriend. That’s where I got my bouquet & my MOH’s. Total for both might have been something like $90 BUT my bouquet is still sitting pretty on a shelf in my living room & to me that’s worth it!

[Dane @Fear2Tread]

I'm at The Grand Opera House - @thegrandwilm for WPC (Billy Corgan of Smashing Pumpkins) in Wilmington, DE https://t.co/J3AHxV3msC

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I'm at Vince Lombardi Service Area in Ridgefield, NJ https://t.co/iFavIs2l4v

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I'm at Nalu Surf Bar in Dewey Beach, DE https://t.co/4QJB89z3EG

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I'm 3 months pregnant & we're in the processing of refinancing our mortgage. When did I become an adult?

[Dane @Fear2Tread]

I'm at Nalu Surf Bar in Dewey Beach, DE https://t.co/Jls5pO2hug

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Grapefruit Crush hold the booze (at @TheStarboard in Dewey Beach, DE) https://t.co/gbicQqy5si

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I'm at Victory Brewing Company in Parkesburg, PA https://t.co/o04pX85Q9v

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United we jam! (@ Bottle & Cork in Dewey Beach, DE) https://t.co/KS5ynOr8Lb

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Dewey Beach I am in you. (at @TheStarboard in Dewey Beach, DE) https://t.co/7AmAW2zdbJ

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Little birthday treat for myself 😊 (@ Asia Nails and Spa in Thorndale, PA) https://t.co/gbttssvXAv

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I'm at Tyler Fitzgerald in Wilmington, DE https://t.co/XLoB3appwS

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Tailgating for 311!! 🤘🏼 (@ Philly Waterfront in Philadelphia, PA) https://t.co/vvolMC0dzS

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No AC in the car = sticky clammy hands. Yuck.