the Lizzer

Proprietor, Liz's Home for the Wayward. Synagogue administrator. Wackadoo.

[the Lizzer @FearTheLiz]

Election night. We finally get see the math and data nerds step into the limelight. Bask in your glory, my friends. BASK!
#ShowMeThemSpreadsheets #ChartsAreMyLoveLanguage
#Election2022

[Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz]

your grandparents destroying the climate and LGBTQ rights on Tuesday

[the Lizzer @FearTheLiz]

@SteinbergM

[the Lizzer @FearTheLiz]

@tashakaminsky Look for a local 'Dress for Success' type of program to donate your nicer stuff to AND to pick up new finds. A local program is run by the YWCA and has a boutique-type thrift store for everything surplus, run by volunteers that funnels its funds back into the program. Win win win

[Dani Revord @DaniRevord]

I had a miscarriage last night and the first thing I had to do was Google if I broke a law.

I didn’t even know I was pregnant. I was 8 days late.

Just, uh, sit with that for a second.

[the Lizzer @FearTheLiz]

"You know what you need? To go off all your medicines. All of them. Start fresh. YOU'LL BE SUPRISED HOW GOOD YOU FEEL...."
*or*
Just perhaps,
I would be in UNBEARABLE &#@!$ PAIN AND SUFFERING, but ya know, you probably know better than my team of specialists.
#KnivesOutSpoonies

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

What do Ableds conveniently get wrong about chronic illness in order to turn a profit, prop up supremacy culture, or just to be an asshole?

Use: #KnivesOutSpoonies

[the Lizzer @FearTheLiz]

👏 golf clap 👏
🤌chef's kiss 🤌
🙌 amen 🙌
All the hyperboles... More, please.

[Marjorie Gaylor Queen 🏳️‍🌈 @Tim_Tweeted]

This GOP Jesus ad will never age out

[the Lizzer @FearTheLiz]

A thread:

[Angie Maxwell @angiemaxwell.bsky.social @AngieMaxwell1]

Two weeks ago, I had four precious 12-year-old girls, including my daughter, with me at the county fair. They were getting blue Icees and corndogs for the walk to the car and ride home. (1/21)

[Mart @lesbianfood]

the “you must kill lanternflies on sight” advisement in philadelphia is hilarious. i don’t think I’ve ever entered a city that gave me a side quest

[Penaaz @penaazvalecha]

"Your worth is not predicated on whether or not others can recognize it in you."

@JoelakaMaG

[the Lizzer @FearTheLiz]

#LifeGoals

[the Lizzer @FearTheLiz]

@FastEddieFear Oh, I'm tuning in for that....

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

We have entered a new dark age. This shit is dark ages.

[the Lizzer @FearTheLiz]

@FastEddieFear I'm just jazzed seeing you listening to Sabbath 🤘

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

Id see this in IMAX https://t.co/IhaUzA296C

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

babe wake up penguin strike

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

While you slept last night, the PA GOP started pushing a constitutional amendment to ban the right to an abortion in PA.

This is a full on assault on women. If they succeed, by this time next year PA could have the same abortion laws as TX.

We can’t let that happen.

[the Lizzer @FearTheLiz]

@RogueShul *wipes tears*

I feel seen.

[the Lizzer @FearTheLiz]

@kawhisenbergDFS @FastEddieFear I'm shocked there are no ice packs in the frame.