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*croak*

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The most encouraging phrase I heard this month: "At least you don't work for Twitter." #motivationalquotes

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First Concert: Hilary Duff
Last Concert: Train / GooGoo Dolls
Best Concert: Weezer / Panic! At The Disco
Worst Concert: 🤷‍♀️
Loudest Concert: Jack Ü
Seen the Most: Fall Out Boy
Most Surprising: Katy Perry
Next Concert: Rammstein
Wish I Could Have Seen: Linkin Park

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Car mechanic rep tells me, "They were just in the middle of closing it back up. It'll take 15 minutes."

It's been 30 minutes.

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Car mechanic rep: The part replacement shouldn't take an hour. It'll be a short wait.

Me, an hour later: Hi, I'm checking in on my vehicle. I need to know if I should wait a little more or come back later.

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*Hears the conversation through the thin wall*
Car mechanic rep: What's going on with this vehicle?
Mechanic: Well, I can do it since he clearly didn't want to do it.

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Lately, I've been wondering who the actual MOH is... Me or ??? 🤷‍♀️ #alwaysoncall #weddingszn

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I just lost all of my PC documents via OneDrive delete. It's totally my fault, but I just...

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So I Googled how to dress for a class reunion and was content on the advice until I saw that it was posted by AARP 💀

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Okay, who are these people "customizing" water bottles with a Starbucks logo and selling them? Or ironing Spiderman(™️) icons on a white t-shirt? LOL #capitalism #copyrightissues

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Trying not to step on everyone's toes is exhausting when it comes to holiday visits, even during a pandemic.

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Watching The Polar Express and remember how amazing the graphics were for that time. 😄🎅🎄🔔

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@jasonburglar Imagine getting stuck in a splintered floor board 😰 that's got to sock.

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I just retweeted myself. Is that... normal?

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Who wants to be friends on #PokemonGo? 😁
Trainer Code: 3015 3353 6547

[The Beatles @thebeatles]

If you could put a Beatles lyric on a billboard, which lyric would it be?

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I put my fat pants on for Korean BBQ.
It's the only way.

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I skipped leather jacket weather and wore a pea coat instead. 😩

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@jasonburglar Happy #NationalSockDay !!!

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Never wear makeup when you're stepping foot inside Sephora. #CardinalRules

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Every time I want to sing on the metro, there's one other person in the car. I just want my life to feel like a musical. Is that too much to ask?