Hot take but Asoebi has zero ROI
I work a 9-5
Fridays I can’t wear an heavily beaded corset to work
Saturday I can’t wear someone’s Asoebi to another persons party
Sunday, my unit has a specific corporate outfit to wear
So when do I get to wear my Asoebi 250k ?
No amount of chemistry can ever make up for the anxiety that comes from being with someone who’s emotionally inconsistent, unkind, or misaligned with your core values.
Men are simple creatures — they’ll tell you what they want, show you what they like, and mean exactly what they say. The confusion usually starts when you try to read between lines that don’t exist.
Sometime around April 2023, My friend flew into Lagos, one week latter he started feeling some pain in his stomach, he don’t joke with his health so he immediately went to the hospital to do some body check up. he went to one of the best private hospital on the island, they did test, and lot of scan, when the result came out he was diagnosed of appendicitis, and he must be operated the next morning.
He made all the necessary payments that same day, then he went home preparing to come in for the surgery the next day, when he go home he put call through to his elder brother who was in the UK, informing him about the operation he was preparing for the next day , when his brother held the new he ask him “are you out of your mind ? You want to get operated in Nigeria ? Is something wrong with your brain ?”
His elder brother ended the call and instantly booked an emergency flight for him to London the next morning. british airways, they fixed him on the first flight, his brother sent him the ticket and boom he flew and landed London the next morning.
Immediately he landed , an emergency ambulance was already waiting for him at the airport, so he was moved from the airport straight to the hospital.
Now this is what burst my brain, when he got to the hospital he was moved straight to lab for medical checks and he did three scans, within 1hr, the results came out and they told him he didn’t have anything related to appendicitis, Gbam! my friend was in shock, this was someone that was to be operated in Nigeria that same day! Bruh!!!
He went straight to the doctor’s office then he collected some drug prescriptions, he left the hospital that same day, three days later the stomach pain disappeared, and he started feeling fine completely. I was really in shock!
That was when I fully understood why most of our Nigerian politicians fly abroad for the slightest headache, small body pain they are already in France or London to see their doctor, they don’t trust the Nigeria healthcare because it is damaged! It is really crazy fr.
They are just doing a lot of trial and error with our life in this Nigeria health sector, you are literally a lab rat in most hospital.
Pls if you can afford to japa pls do without looking back! Your chances of living longer abroad is more guaranteed than this Nigeria.
I live a boring life that makes sense to only me.
I don’t know anything about anywhere except for 2 - 3 places and don’t even feel bad about it 😭 as long as I am home, have food, a good TV and fast internet ke💯
Bruce Willis, the 70-year-old movie icon, has reportedly moved into a new home with 24/7 care, separate from his wife, Emma, and their children. He can no longer speak or remember that he was once a famous actor amid his battle with dementia.💔😳🙏🏽
I won't let you people gaslight me into thinking intellectual mismatch is not a thing in romantic relationships. It is not even about formal degrees or booksmarts. It shows up in things like curiousity, conversational depth, imagination, openness, and worldviews.
@lomon_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣That's where the real comedy is. Cos you will see comments and be wondering how people get their brains to think that🤣
And not even mean spirited ones but actual comedy gold.