Hastur

My devout followers, gather in my image.
ㅤㅤㅤHim who is not to be named.

[Hastur @FeasterIDV]

O' pious followers, fret not, the wait is over at last.

Mark this as the day when I, The King in Yellow, descend down the mortal plane. You all shall be in my care from now on.

#IDENTITYV #PARODY #IDVTWT

[jompi 🦎🧪 #TeamM1ssJadeSo @jompydumby]

I'm sorry

[Hastur @FeasterIDV]

@noshellstring Choose what brings you pleasure, demon.

[Hastur @FeasterIDV]

O' pious followers, fret not, the wait is over at last.

Mark this as the day when I, The King in Yellow, descend down the mortal plane. You all shall be in my care from now on.

#IDENTITYV #PARODY #IDVTWT

[Hastur @FeasterIDV]

@noshellstring And what, pray tell, might the devil confess? Surely, not one's sins and desires? I fathom you have come far to surpass such human traits.

[Hastur @FeasterIDV]

@ieatprosps You hold convictions worthy of a goldless mine and unsaid farewells.

[Hastur @FeasterIDV]

At the Manor - where the humans at?

Tenties want boing boing!

[Hastur @FeasterIDV]

@SeeYouOrphy Indeed. I am able to elongate mine at will.

[Hastur @FeasterIDV]

At late, I've heard mortals prattling about this purported 'day of love.' I find myself intrigued by its customs, and I desire to engage in such trivial affairs. So, I inquire: who among you shall accompany me when the time arrives?

[Hastur @FeasterIDV]

You will contract testicular cancer at the twenty-eighth of February. Beware.

[🐦‍⬛"𝓝𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓻𝓮."🖋️ @SeeYouOrphy]

“Bitches” call me “E.T.” The way I am “extratesticle”

[Hastur @FeasterIDV]

@idvlittlebird [ 🐙 ] : what on earth did i miss now

[Hastur @FeasterIDV]

@kreacherIDV [ 🐙 ] : dying because . . school and im quite literally deteriorating

[Hastur @FeasterIDV]

@SlendermanWoke Your enjoyment to my cuisine is noted.

[Hastur @FeasterIDV]

In celebration of the Chinese New Year, I have graciously provided a food booth for all my worshippers to indulge in, free of charge.

Any sprouting rumors or concerns about the food's "effect" should be dismissed. It is absurd. A god allows no room for culinary errors.

[Hastur @FeasterIDV]

@IDVBestComposer Place your trust in it if you must, but be warned, it will only deceive you. My dark, evil counterpart is even more merciless than I.

[Hastur @FeasterIDV]

Composed a dark, abhorrent version of the King in Yellow. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. Hehehe, a full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane.

[Hastur @FeasterIDV]

@Melly_Parody It is malevolent. It will engulf you entirely and pull you into the abyss.

[Hastur @FeasterIDV]

@KitsuneStudio4 It is the shit. You must eat it.

[Hastur @FeasterIDV]

@TheWillTriplets You are most welcome, Breaking Wheel. Do tell, how do you feel? I trust you enjoyed my seafood delicacies.

[Hastur @FeasterIDV]

@thawedweaver I've supposed so. You were left unfeeling of warmth.