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From the director that brought you that earlier stuff:

More of the same.

[j o e @FeauxDoadles]

*Folding my arms and grumbling under my breath*

"why isn't Elliott Page a gigantic imbecile like me??"

[j o e @FeauxDoadles]

*Folding my arms and grumbling under my breath*

"why isn't Elliott Page a gigantic imbecile like me??"

[Matt Taibbi @mtaibbi]

If Elliot Page were a man, “he” would expect to be mocked by men for saying something dumb online. His best friends might pull his briefs over his head or put him on a plane to Jakarta drunk or tattoo a bunghole on his forehead while sleeping — but a “trans person” doesn’t want this acceptance, but silence. Why?

[j o e @FeauxDoadles]

@ZeroSuitCamus Movie is a mess, but LL Cool J rules in it

[j o e @FeauxDoadles]

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

[Louise Charlotte Weard @weardjupiter]

Backrooms is about to make over a hundred mil at the box office. What is the next 4chan post that should be adapted into a feature film?

[j o e @FeauxDoadles]

@HitFactoryPod Mark duplass, from the puffy chair to the casting couch

[j o e @FeauxDoadles]

Heard that Barney died, guess those kindergarteners finally nuked him or whatever those songs were about

[j o e @FeauxDoadles]

You're so right dude, they should have cut Manute bol's feet off

[j o e @FeauxDoadles]

Heard that Barney died, guess those kindergarteners finally nuked him or whatever those songs were about

[j o e @FeauxDoadles]

You're so right dude, they should have cut Manute bol's feet off

[abdi 🇧🇷 🇵🇹 🇫🇷 🇨🇦 @abditmr]

can we be honest for a second? stanning wemby is bordering on ableism, like we’re sitting here praising a dude for being born 7’5 with an 8 foot wingspan this is basically the basketball equivalent of stanning a billionaire

there’s nothing ethical about this.

[j o e @FeauxDoadles]

It's the only place in the greater New Orleans area I might find myself where every single person, employee or customer, looks like they have been on a mission trip or worked as a sheriff's deputy. Absolutely rancid vibes.

[j o e @FeauxDoadles]

Any enthusiasm or hope I have for a redemption of the American project is squashed and destroyed by spending about 15 seconds in a Chick-fil-A

[j o e @FeauxDoadles]

Is Flavortown in Marlboro Country? Do you think Guy and the Marlboro Man ever hang out?

[j o e @FeauxDoadles]

@capybaroness I did chuckle when they cut to his white cat in the middle of the line like it was a big drum roll, like why would Bond possibly care about any of that

[j o e @FeauxDoadles]

Come on man, that doesn't mean we're not allowed to say that what it means to him seems like it might be bland, too literal, and uninspired given this most recent trailer

[j o e @FeauxDoadles]

The trailer also seems incredibly unrepresentative of what the movie itself might be, cutting to action beats and big dialogue lines, I'm reminded of the 12 years of slave trailer that made it seem like rousing inspirational Oscar bait

[j o e @FeauxDoadles]

Come on man, that doesn't mean we're not allowed to say that what it means to him seems like it might be bland, too literal, and uninspired given this most recent trailer

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

I think some people are going to have to accept that the odyssey means something else to christopher nolan than it does to them and unfortunately he's the one with the 350 million dollar budget

[j o e @FeauxDoadles]

You people genuinely make me sick with this sacrilege, settling for really basic recreations, he really doesn't even look that much like him!!!!!!!!

[j o e @FeauxDoadles]

This is a threat

[Variety @Variety]

Kenneth Branagh says he "always wanted" to do another "Thor" movie:

“Part of me would love to finish my relationship with that character. I'd always wanted to do more and indeed had a couple of ideas, more in the territory of James Mangold's brilliant 'Logan.' I would love to see Chris Hemsworth and the others have their own individual final story that takes 'Thor' into a glorious twilight.”
https://t.co/gut5u6WTqj

[j o e @FeauxDoadles]

You people genuinely make me sick with this sacrilege, settling for really basic recreations, he really doesn't even look that much like him!!!!!!!!

[madi ꪆৎ @offthedestiny]

I genuinely cannot explain how badly I need to experience this transition in the theater again bc the out of body experience I had in my seat 😵‍💫

[j o e @FeauxDoadles]

Haven't seen Michael, But Oppenheimer portrayed his legacy in a subjective way showing images of charred bodies. Something tells me in the Michael movie doesn't show molested kids

[Noble Art Understander @UnderstanderArt]

It’s weird to critique Oppenheimer for not showing the Atomic bombs being dropped and then be like “eh, it’s fine that the movie ends before the allegations” as though that WASN’T a choice. Shows how some people can be selective in their critiques.