Dale

Bran flakes

[Ryan Haber @Itshaber]

Opening some packs on the toilet, buzzing to get Rashy then checked the dupes.. 😭😭

[Barto @bartonovopolis]

Gonna be driving around Vice City like this in November

[macksy @macksypowwa]

head chog

[George @StokeGeorge]

His dad ‘aaaah aaaah aaaaah’ must be buzzing

[Thorpe Park Official @THORPEPARK]

Will the owner of a yellow Fiat Cinquecento door please visit customer services? It's been in our lost property for 18 years...

[Scummertime @0fox05]

Saints to west ham

[𝐀𝐥𝐠𝐨𝐚𝐭 🎒 @aljoisthegoat]

will be mag dumping him on sight

[🦅 @Jumpman022]

Blud thinks we’re gonna be alive

[Jack 🏁 @sussexwhites]

Piss taker this Arbeloa on tv the morning after a west London derby defeat…

[Big Nate Season 2 @ndogid]

Working retail or driving a car really does open your eyes to the fact that most people are sub-sentient biosludge

[Nicotera @Nicotera43]

fui a la casa de un mutual y el perro se llamaba AUBAMEYANG genio de remierda

[a live corpse @skramzbunny]

was gonna make a joke like "damn how hot is his chicken" but then a guy in plate arnour walked past me and i got distracted

[Marley @MarleyThirteen]

When you order a pint with a curry

[kieran🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇧🇪 @kieran_ashton1]

This is the best one by far 🤣🤣🤣🤣