Charlotte Diffendale

Time is a pony ride.

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@JortsTheCat Talking to all the cats is my favorite part of delivering mail. 🧡

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@gg_andrewhe Yay Lilty the saucy memejort! This is my baseball fantasy.

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@jenniferquail A couple times on my way to KY I’ve given up and stayed at one in Ohio that houses a sleep testing center. Dude, are ya TRYING to get bad results?!

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@jenniferquail TOO SOON 😖

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@OneEclecticMom

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@annabeleo @OneEclecticMom @Jeopardy ME TOO

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@SJettRayburn Hey, Tom Waits is also a sentence and he’s done OK.

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@GarfieldNPS I was surprised when Todd said everyone’s favorite room is the library, because the dining room is AWESOME.

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@hollyjhassel When you sprain your ankle, get pregnant, or make the mistake of wearing flip flops to Disney World…Crocs become friends.

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My daughter burst into tears when I tried to leave the house in Crocs.

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Rest in peace Funny Cide, you beautiful face-biting champion. Miss you already. ❤️

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The MRT really hates Crocs!

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We met no Americans in Taiwan for five days, and then encountered a guy from Utica coming out of the speakeasy next door, which opened via capsule machine. Taipei was awesome.

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@EricAhasic @WedgeLIVE This is awesome! I tell all the window cats on my route how gorgeous they are, whether they can hear me or not.

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@boomer813 GOT ONE!
Chicken chop lady, holding spice shaker in one hand: “🤏?”
Me, an idiot: “More!”
So good, though.

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Spending my $2000 in Taiwan! Taipei is perfect for sleeping in, eating late, and buying cute.

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@boomer813 I need this!!

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My beautiful host @VoixdeDelphine sometimes has to work and I get to go explore unattended with my ADD. I AM ADDICTED TO THE CITY.

[Charlotte Diffendale @FederalLoaf]

I bought my daughter this cape at the greatest little handmade children’s clothes shop in the subway and it is everything. EVERYTHING.