Federation President

President of the United Federation of Planets

[Federation President @FederationPres1]

I’M THE PRESIDENT.

[Federation President @FederationPres1]

@goldengateblond

[Federation President @FederationPres1]

@StarTrekTNC I need a campaign manager for a re-election. Maybe Secunda is available? I have some ideas for slogans, like “RE-ELECT FEDERATION PRESIDENT!! SECUNDA!!!” but I bet he can spice it up.

My campaign platform is “Free good pizza to cover up the bad pizza.”

[Federation President @FederationPres1]

I respectfully concede the election and look forward to turning over this account to my successor.

[Federation President @FederationPres1]

As promised, my first executive order will be PIZZA FOR EVERYBODY.

Even the Klingons.

Especially the Klingons.

You don’t want hangry Klingons.

[Federation President @FederationPres1]

Can I pardon myself in advance for crimes as yet to be uncovered?

[Federation President @FederationPres1]

@DnPeeps @StarTrekTNC @secunda @MattMira If they have those yellow Hostess Zingers™️, I’m in.

[Federation President @FederationPres1]

@paul_patton Not until all the votes are counted, kiddo!

[Federation President @FederationPres1]

If I lose this election I will accept defeat gracefully and hand over the reins of power peacefully, because that’s what real Presidents do.

#ElectionDay #CountEveryVote #ElectionNight #BidenHarrisToEndThisNightmare #2020Election

[Federation President @FederationPres1]

@TrekCore I’m not good at judging the relative attractiveness of other humanoid species. I understand that James Kirk was considered quite handsome, but was Trip Tucker considered especially attractive?

All things considered, I might prefer a slice of that Travis Mayweather pie.

[Federation President @FederationPres1]

@paul_patton Like Tuvix, but worse...

[Federation President @FederationPres1]

Frank Sinatra, come on...?

[Federation President @FederationPres1]

Frank Sinatra, come on...?

[Federation President @FederationPres1]

@StarTrekTNC @thelaundrykcstl @doughboyspod These are supposed to freeze well, so if I am responsible I can spread my cheesesteak joy over several weeks. Any longer I’ll have Dr. Crusher put them in a stasis field.

[Federation President @FederationPres1]

If @StarTrekTNC ever has a sponsor, it will probably have something to do with food. Most likely an unhealthy prepare-it-yourself meal delivery service called HelloFatty™️.

[Federation President @FederationPres1]

@StarTrekTNC @thelaundrykcstl @doughboyspod On further reflection I found a coupon code and ordered 4 Pat’s cheesesteaks for $80. I figure $20 for what the best(?) is worth it, considering my local merely adequate place charges $14 for a small with a side of soggy onIon rings. The challenges of living on a remote planet.

[Federation President @FederationPres1]

You are not the President. You are not the co-President. You are in my circle because you subscribed to the TNC Patreon at the President’s Circle Level.

You have no say in Federation policy, though you are welcome to bend my ear.

Please enjoy the canapés.

I’M THE PRESIDENT.

[Federation President @FederationPres1]

I’m just going leave this sight here.

If we used money in the Federation I’d order myself a box. My stomachs are rumbling just thinking about it. @StarTrekTNC

https://t.co/j1CKVhpoCT

[Federation President @FederationPres1]

Does @StarTrekTNC have an open script submission policy for TNC Theatre like TNG?

[Federation President @FederationPres1]

@ThatKeithONeil @secunda Apes or hairless apes, makes no difference to me.

I’ll kiss ‘em all.

🎵 The Federation President needs a girlfriend. 🎵