Fedex Austell (not really)

Welcome to the land of lost packages! Home of the worlds worst customer service! *Parody account* *Not affiliated with Fedex*

[Fedex Austell (not really) @FedexAustell]

Y’all hit me with a follow so we can really show @FedEx how bad their Austell Facility is! Maybe if this account gets a following then Fedex will actually address and fix the issues at the facility. I know I’m not the only Georgian that has been screwed by this terrible facility.

[Fedex Austell (not really) @FedexAustell]

@Emilia__writes @WhiteHouse If you think presidents like Lincoln would support the current Republican Party, you’re delusional. The American political parties realigned in the 1960-80s. All of those “democrats” you’re talking about, would be Republicans today.

[Fedex Austell (not really) @FedexAustell]

@redwriter @williamwolfe Yall are so fucking delusional lol

[Fedex Austell (not really) @FedexAustell]

@cbeckj @RadioRed77 @theliamnissan Get community noted, idiot

[Fedex Austell (not really) @FedexAustell]

@DexLowEndTheory @deepinshiet @doyouhaveto @SeanCasGamer @coffeebreak_YT He’s retarded

[Fedex Austell (not really) @FedexAustell]

@jayt00n @Reddit_Retards @FearedBuck Oh ok, so yall are actually retarded. Good to know.

[Fedex Austell (not really) @FedexAustell]

Elon Musk is the world’s biggest man child.

[Fedex Austell (not really) @FedexAustell]

@Motabhai012 @NoContextHumans Rip to those 6 bikes lol

[Fedex Austell (not really) @FedexAustell]

@ValerieAngelaS1 Lmao. She got hit twice and called a quits. Truly a “true winner.” Dumbass

[Fedex Austell (not really) @FedexAustell]

@XxTH3xDOCT0RxX @Morbidful I’d be willing to be you believe in a lot of other ridiculous conspiracy theories as well

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Fedex Austell (not really) @FedexAustell]

@BungieHelp I can interact with the evidence board

[Fedex Austell (not really) @FedexAustell]

@BungieHelp Finally

[Fedex Austell (not really) @FedexAustell]

@_BigWater Thanks for the free PS5!

[Fedex Austell (not really) @FedexAustell]

@KayDanielleXO Oh yeah. We love getting free stuff from your mail here at the Austell, GA facility. It’s awesome! And our customer service just does nothing about it! They’re totally useless, and it’s the best! Greatest employer of all time! We appreciate the free stuff!

[Fedex Austell (not really) @FedexAustell]

Very accurate shirt. Love it!

[Hector E Ortiz JR @Tito295]

@FedexAustell

[Fedex Austell (not really) @FedexAustell]

@IamtheMsJackson Here at the Austell facility we don’t care about you or your packages at all! That’s the Austell guarantee! FedEx somehow continues to let us keep our jobs even though we barely do anything around here! It’s awesome! Also please don’t bother our customer service. We’re useless.

[Fedex Austell (not really) @FedexAustell]

@HypeAffair @FedEx FedEx is such a terrible service. I’d rather use USPS.

[Fedex Austell (not really) @FedexAustell]

Y’all hit me with a follow so we can really show @FedEx how bad their Austell Facility is! Maybe if this account gets a following then Fedex will actually address and fix the issues at the facility. I know I’m not the only Georgian that has been screwed by this terrible facility.

[Fedex Austell (not really) @FedexAustell]

@DTPMZP FedEx doesn’t care. Its awesome! It’s amazing we still have jobs! None of us give a fuck about your packages over here. We don’t care about our jobs very much either. And FedEx CONTINUNES TO PAY US! It’s the best. We do nothing and FedEx still sends a check. Best bosses ever.

[Fedex Austell (not really) @FedexAustell]

@shepardofmen @FedExHelp @FOX5Atlanta @CNN @cbs46 @FedEx @adidasUS Aight cool just making sure lol. Just didn’t want people getting mad at me for their stuff getting lost or arriving late from Austell. I just made this account to tell everyone how terrible that facility is so that hopefully FedEx might actually do something about it

[Fedex Austell (not really) @FedexAustell]

@franklyKiersten @FedEx @Nespresso Don’t worry. We here at the FedEx Austell warehouse are enjoying your Nespresso as we speak! Thanks for the free coffee! We’ll get you what’s left of it when we feel like it. Sorry about that. (Not really) 🤷🏻‍♂️