Kat Kelly

I'm not paying to get verified wtf. 🖕🏻
Comedienne in my own mind, hotelier for other people's bank accounts IRL. Too rich for aid, too poor for vacation.

[Kat Kelly @FeegleFeet]

It's funny when I see posts against Trump. They're generally thought out, with facts, references, etc.
And in the comments all the trash can do is trash talk.
If this weren't my country, it would be freaking hilarious.
Fuck.

[Kat Kelly @FeegleFeet]

He dun fucked it up. It was FINE.
Now after all the tomfoolery redoing and changing shit, it's all gross now.
Jerk.
https://t.co/3kJKP5wBFz

[Kat Kelly @FeegleFeet]

@MarkWarner Did we elect a decorator in chief or a president. I'm starting to think the former.

[Kat Kelly @FeegleFeet]

And a certain orange TACO starts eyeballing it for next year's Christmas tree. 😑

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A 90-million-year-old “dinosaur tree” bore fruit for the first time.

In a quiet garden in Malvern, Worcestershire, one of the planet’s most ancient and endangered trees has just flowered and fruited for the first time in captivity.

The tree is a Wollemi pine (Wollemia nobilis), a living relic whose lineage stretches back more than 90 million years to the age of dinosaurs. Pamela and Alistair Thompson bought a small sapling in 2010 for around £70 and planted it in their back garden. Fourteen years later it towers over 4 metres tall and, this spring, produced its very first cones: dangling male cones and rounded female ones.

Until 1994 the species was known only from fossils and presumed extinct. Then a tiny wild population fewer than 100 adult trees was found hidden in a remote sandstone gorge west of Sydney. Today the Wollemi pine remains critically endangered and fiercely protected.

That a specimen growing in ordinary British soil has now reached reproductive maturity is extraordinary. The Thompsons plan to harvest seeds from the female cones and grow a new generation of trees, an effort that could bolster the species’ fragile future and broaden its presence in gardens and botanic collections worldwide.

At a time when species are vanishing faster than ever, the quiet triumph of a prehistoric pine bearing fruit in a suburban garden is a powerful reminder that, with care and a little luck, even the most ancient life can find a way forward.

[Kat Kelly @FeegleFeet]

What's even more embarrassing is that our President has not put his big tacky orange foot down and held the House hostage until the children can agree on measures to reopen the entire government.
EMBARRASSING.
@MarkWarner @timkaine

[Kat Kelly @FeegleFeet]

It is EMBARRASSING that our entire government is shut down because our House can't agree that the people they represent need affordable healthcare since we are not in a public health system.
EMBARRASSING.

[Kat Kelly @FeegleFeet]

@SenAdamSchiff 👀 cheaper, cleaner, safer.... Especially when FAA is cutting flights from ATC burnouts, understaffing, underfunding, and oh, there goes the TSA too!

I think Trump's next flight should maybe be between two airports with overworked burned out ATC agents. Let's see what happens!!

[Kat Kelly @FeegleFeet]

He is such a TACKY mofo.
TACKY!

[Kat Kelly @FeegleFeet]

Seriously, does he wake up in the morning like a little teenage girl with her bedazzler set, kicking his heels while he lies on the bed, bedazzled sharpie in hand saying "What can I gild today? Hmmmm"
https://t.co/QIYratmtWR

[Kat Kelly @FeegleFeet]

No for real, what's with these backhanded concession speeches in the Virginia races. Winsome with the "How dare you" and Miyares with the good luck in prioritizing public safety.
How gauche. Just take the L gracefully. There's no need for a last word dig. 🙄

[Kat Kelly @FeegleFeet]

Education is KEY to stable, productive, and happy society.
Uneducated little idiots fall off cliffs like lemmings. Educated people build bridges.
EDUCATION SHOULD ALWAYS BE TOP PRIORITY

[Kat Kelly @FeegleFeet]

I even still love @timkaine ! Unless you're putting something stupid ahead of education .

I'm watching all of you.

Educate our kids. Equal education for all!!

[Kat Kelly @FeegleFeet]

Ya hear that @wins ?
Who gives a https://t.co/ybOtcfESvY about choice. Make education equal for all! Then we don't NEED choice, everyone gets an education.
That's why I ain't voting for you or anyone else that isn't prioritizing fighting for educating ALL of our youth!

[Kat Kelly @FeegleFeet]

@MarkWarner you know I love you🥰 but same goes for you.
Education is KEY to stable, productive, and happy society.
Uneducated little idiots fall off cliffs like lemmings. Educated people build bridges.
EDUCATION SHOULD ALWAYS BE TOP PRIORITY

[Kat Kelly @FeegleFeet]

Ok wtf tweeter.
@winsomesears

[Kat Kelly @FeegleFeet]

@winsome

[Kat Kelly @FeegleFeet]

Have I said it enough?

EDUCATION SHOULD BE EVERYONE'S PRIORITY.

Somebody had to teach you how to do everything. Even the doctor had to slap your ass to teach you to f'ing breathe when you were born.

[Kat Kelly @FeegleFeet]

Ever look at someone and just can't even speak because of how oblivious they are to what's coming out of their mouth?

I do that every time Winsome says something about school choice.

How about we fight for equality in education instead of people's right to choose schools?

[Kat Kelly @FeegleFeet]

"I hope that Abigail considers school choice, opportunities for our children to excel ..... How dare you stand in the doorway of a parent who says I want something different for my child," she (Earle Sears) said.

How about making Education a priority, regardless of demographics?

[Kat Kelly @FeegleFeet]

Ukraine gets the Zelinskyy. 🦄😍Basically the perfect man from where I'm sitting.
We get ... Whatever that orange TACO is. 🤦🏻‍♀️