Gregory Feeley

Writer. Channeling tweets from characters in classic literature.

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@JohnBarnesSF

John, I am very sorry to hear of your loss.

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Each selfie looks older. Worrisome.

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Siri, does a pestle retain fingerprints?

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LORD THESE MORTALS B REAL FOOLS

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OMG i'm a giant bug

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Dude, can’t tell if she’s actually hot.

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Sent to bed early again.

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Yes, he's my cousin. Don't judge me!

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Roderick, where am I?

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Siri, how do we get to Moscow?

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@feeleythelove Did you perhaps mean "streaming" service?

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Spirit sealed by slumber! Send daffodils.

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Need better hand-cleanser. Any recs?

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Eat a peach Y/N?

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Pequod RIP LOL

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There is no possibility of a walk today FML

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WTF MONTRESOR?

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AM BEHIND ARRAS. MY MOST BRILLIANT PLAN YET.