@J_tribbianicp // This is going to be my Phoebe account, but the app is giving me issues with changing the UN. Why is it you try to change a UN and suddenly you hit a rate limit?! This app is annoying lately.
@STUPIDlTYLEAK Fine... List off your girly ideas again, and I'll reconsider them. [I paused and made a face before adding] Well, at least one of your ideas because most involved too many aspects that would basically destroy my masculinity.
@STUPIDlTYLEAK And your cute little pout that shows every time you don't get your own way is showing, and let me assure you, it's hot as hell. [I laughed as I flashed you an obnoxious wink. I couldn't deny how hot it was whenever Tatum got her panties in a bunch]
@STUPIDlTYLEAK Oh, that's right. I forgot your goofy brother is banging that chick. [Laughs]
Hey, you may wear the pants in this relationship, but I'm putting my foot down on the wax. No waxing, face masks, manicures, or any other girly shit you're trying to do to me. Save that for Sid.
@STUPIDlTYLEAK Don't let her hear you say that. That head of hers is big enough as it is.
[Laughs at my own lame attempt at a joke before I shrugged]
I'd say I wear them in our relationship, but we both know that's not even remotely true. Good thing you're sexy as hell. [Smirks]
@STUPIDlTYLEAK Yeah... [Laughs with a scoff] Who came up with that name anyway? The media? That reporter with all the bad plastic surgery? [I asked. Realizing I didn't know how Billy and I got our villainous name] Eh, can't argue with that. My man, Billy does like to bark out the orders.
@STUPIDlTYLEAK = I loved her because otherwise, I'd be tempted to call her bluff] Boy band duo? Billy and I don't have a musical bone in our bodies. [I laughed. Of course I knew what she meant, but no harm in having a little fun with that wording] Me? You'd totally guess your main man, right?
@STUPIDlTYLEAK Really? Somebody's confident. Better hope you don't get on the wrong end of the knife, Tater Tot... From what I hear, nobody's lived to tell the tale after a run in with this... Ghost Face, I think they're calling him. [I shrugged while amusement creased my lips. She's lucky =