Boozer Sarkisian

Took UT to the Promise Land so now that Cal and Easterby are gone figured I’d get the Texans back where they belong

[Boozer Sarkisian @Feelmore_Butts]

@HoustonTexans Poverty franchise, cant even lose correctly.

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@McClain_on_NFL

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Already diving into the game film, will get it fixed before next week.

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Fluke list, Texans #1 no doubt about it.

@madden21league

[Boozer Sarkisian @Feelmore_Butts]

@madden21league @Marshal63348124 Leave Marshal alone, you are cutting into the 12 hours a day he wastes tagging random ppl about his madden league that only he and Dough Boy care about.

[Boozer Sarkisian @Feelmore_Butts]

@Marshal63348124 @madden21league If you don’t like it don’t watch, it is a real simple concept. I’m sure it cuts into all the time you spend commenting under random peoples posts knowing good and damn well they do not care.

[Boozer Sarkisian @Feelmore_Butts]

Unacceptable, this must be how TB12 felt when he lost to the Giants in the Super Bowl. Will not happen again, Russ said he will never play that bad again. Cant happen, wont happen.

[Boozer Sarkisian @Feelmore_Butts]

Sorry to our fans, we still covered the spread but didn’t play up to our standards. Onto the Chargers, we will abuse them.

[Boozer Sarkisian @Feelmore_Butts]

About to find out if they really enforce these running up the score rules after this Eagles game…

All you will hear is, “I hate Jimmy G”

Tune in, you wont want to miss it.

[Boozer Sarkisian @Feelmore_Butts]

@billssonsteve @madden21league

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@DonKeetic @madden21league The people want to know, was the Bengals win a fluke?

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@stoolpresidente

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@BostonConnr With all due respect, fuck you

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@bubbagumpino

[Boozer Sarkisian @Feelmore_Butts]

But since they lost that would make them the 2nd best team you have ever seen, right?

[The Monster of the Reiwa Era @winnnforvinnn]

Here’s my two cents…

The 2017 Dodgers were the greatest team I’ve ever witnessed. They would have been World Series Champions if it wasn’t for the cheating. Rich Hill, Andre Ethier, Hyun Jin Ryu, AGon and Yasiel Puig would have a ring. They soiled Clayton Kershaw’s reputation.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Get over it @Olympics.

Smoking dope ain’t making her faster than every other woman on earth.. her drive, work ethic, and swag do all that.

If she wants to hit a cone or a gas mask, legally, to make her body feel better or her life happier… LET HER LIVE.

#FreeShacarri

[Boozer Sarkisian @Feelmore_Butts]

@EmmanuelAcho Are you fucking stupid?

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This is an original idea @PatMcAfeeShow @ToneDigz @bubbagumpino @evanfoxy

[Mintzy @StoolMintzy]

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[Boozer Sarkisian @Feelmore_Butts]

When the guy picked last in kick ball sees @RealSkipBayless and decides to make a scorching hot take of his own...
Stick to sub par you tube content and thanking @Nadeshot @cloakzy @timthetatman every day for making you relevant

[Jack “CouRage” Dunlop @CouRageJD]

It’s actually crazy to think the Houston Astros didn’t have to forfeit/vacate their World Series Championship in 2017 after cheating and stealing signs.

Has there ever been a more disgusting championship in the history of sports in the United States?

I don’t get it.

[Boozer Sarkisian @Feelmore_Butts]

I’m sure Easterby loves his intangibles or some shit, because God knows Stanford hasn’t had good QB play since Luck... What a joke..

[Boozer Sarkisian @Feelmore_Butts]

@HoustonTexans you DOG SHIT organization, your QB coach is better than the guy you just drafted. Holes all over both sides of the ball and lets draft a QB in the 3rd round when there is pass rushers and OL available. You are a joke and will always be a joke, FUCK YOU