TheSpanglemaker

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@BarclaysUKHelp @Brightstar The phone had been deemed BER the day after it arrived at the workshop. None of the first three claims experts had this information. The fourth one refused to contact the workshop directly when asked. Fortunately, the fifth one did. QA your processes.

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@BarclaysUK @Brightstar Another dissatisfied customer using Barclays Tech Pack with Brightstar Insurance.

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@Denise1graham @Brightstar @Barclays They are an absolute shambles. The claim agents and repair team do not appear to communicate with each other and the updates on the online portal are incorrect.

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@UnofficialOA @ICT_MrP If Gavin Williamson was an STD he would be the clap for public workers.

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@itvnews Gandalf has come out of retirement from Valinor to stop southerners from entering Middle-Earth.

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The DfE have released detailed guidance to schools for administering COVID test and trace swabs. @educationgovuk @GavinWilliamson

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There can be only one. #RIPSeanConnery

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@SchoolsWeek What about next year’s exam fiasco in waiting?

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@GavinWilliamson Mr Sykes, a B&B owner in Scarborough told reporters that the man impersonating Michael Crawford had booked a room with no phone/wi-fi access. His clearly irate wife was not impressed with the luxury holiday destination choice algorithm he had used. #GavinWilliamson #gavinmustgo

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@educationgovuk @CMO_England Is this the outcome of another algorithm?

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RIP Sir Ken Robinson

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@EdinKennedy @DerekMfl @ElectricWookie @honestjohn2 @JuliaHB1 @stickiebeak1 Have you moderated any teacher marking?

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@EdinKennedy @ElectricWookie @honestjohn2 @JuliaHB1 @stickiebeak1 Most exam markers are teachers.

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Gavin only realised over the weekend the impact of the algorithm. There are 34 weekends before the 2021 exams. Let’s hope somebody from Ofqual/DfE has some form of enlightenment over the issue of curriculum delivery during Songs of Praise or the Antiques Roadshow. #examshambles

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@GavinWilliamson @ofqual Hopefully, now that shambles 1 has been averted you, Ofqual and the DfE can sort your act out on shambles 2 - the lack of curriculum changes/clarity over next year’s exams, which will negatively impact another generation of students. #examshambles

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@ofqual @GavinWilliamson @educationgovuk Ofqual have revealed their GCSE algorithm machine for state schools this week. Good luck kids. #lookatwhatyoucouldhavewon #examshambles #ExamResults #ExamResults #ALevelProtests

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@BBCWorld That’s saved me a trip to Barnard Castle. #SpaceX #eyesight

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@educationgovuk @UKThankATeacher Thank a teacher by taking heed of the Right Honourable Robert Halfon. Please replace MPs with teachers and legislators with educators. #ThankATeacher

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@BBCNews @educationgovuk @GavinWilliamson Your voting history does not suggest that supporting poor and disadvantaged children has been one of your greatest priorities Gavin Williamson.