when sargeras stabs azeroth, you'd think that the entire planet would go through at least a few earthquakes and tsunamis but nope,
what we get is a palatial tower sword that didn't cause any harm as it landed, instead, all its doing is performing some great drama on the horizon.
The evolution of WoW Warbands;
All toons on the same account can be logged in to the world at the same time and programmed just like delve companions.
think of it as agentic Ai but you know…actually useful.
The only real world thing that you can trade for the time you spend in WoW is more WoW gametime. Crazy.
Blizz has got their metaverse economy locked down hard on their own metaphorical blockchain.
It’s kinda grim.
@SkjaegArt bing bong shring sounds & bright colors is why ppl are playing wow despite hating the story.
hyper optimized candy crush goop on screen designed to hook.
the story only serves to make players believe that this activity means more than being a hardcore digital addiction 😆🤣😆
@SkjaegArt This sentiment “gameplay is great, story is bad” is cus Blizz has mastered the art of hooks and loops that keep everyone running the hamster wheel to try and simply *feel* something.
It’s just candy crush now with a WoW theme.
game launcher game updates average at about 0.5gb every single time.
in my day, an entire game fit on a cd-rom that was just under 600mb.
what slop are we downloading here?
@DougTenNapel@grok the audio track has been in movie trailers before, It over-intensified the visuals and dulled out any narrative moments that may have been on screen.
Looks cool tho. Good stuff 👍
@vampsob They’re bz tending to their homes and pets in between Pokémon (mount) hunting.
The alliance wins the world of warcraft through cunning sedation.
@lilnird the horde might be afk from the story to set them up as the “big bad guys” for the next xpac.
think about it..all of wows villains have been rinsed to the point where swirly purple blue tornado waves with armor are supposed to intimidate heroes. It’s over.
@Skoll_Shorties@Typerighting “Oh so that’s why my father did this…”
“No wonder I’ve been feeling like this”
“What…is…this…feeling?”
“I… feel …annngggerrr”
went in expecting elf mega hero but got the forever anxious sidekick that YOU have to fight for. Kek.
@azaztrader01 Gameplay is still top notch imo.
Her hero kit is great, it just doesn’t complete that last mile delivery of escapism because it’s not possible for me to believe that a lady from the HR dept. is capable of leading a team.
Flex healer/dps for her aesthetic could have been better.
@k1rallik Dlss5 will get better over time. the loud voices of today will eventually deal with it.
It’s funny how gamers labeled this “instagrammy” while most of that demographic is probably hooked on the actual instagram app at the same time. kek
Sad…the algos got us.