Mark Feiler

[blehh @pupzypup]

bird 1: are we safe?
bird 2: yeah he only has one stone

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

When I finish my morning coffee and realize the best part of my day is over

[Luna🐾🐶 @LunaEtAstrum]

"how will we breach the sturdy castle door"
the humble battering ram:

[♡ @ArtCelineLove]

semtember 1st

[⚡️NEVERDOOMPRO⚡️ @NEVERDOOMPRO]

NEVER DOOM.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Realizing that September is tomorrow

[The worm @wormsextape]

When you’re eating salt & vinegar chips and start tasting blood and genuinely enter a flow state

[🔞Deborah @DeborahLoaf]

jellyfish: ay yo get off my head !!🪼

crab: 67!!!67!!!!!!!!!🦀

[Tree @ATree_Official]

Haha fucking dumbass

[moose @mooseincrisis]

delete this

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“2027 is in 4 months” me who lost track of time since 2019

[amore @amoreterical]

how it feels to not have any juice in the house when ure really craving some juice

[hibakod @hibakod]

>touch code
>bugs
>touch grass
>mfw also bugs

[Biru @birufgc]

gender neutral implies the existence of gender footsies and gender whiff punish

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

"So, how much experience do you have in the field?"

Me:

[kev 🍓 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱ @ayoitskevv_]

how netflix feels after helping you spell the movie they don’t have