teamjacob

team jacob, broke forever, waiting for a lotto win, $OPEN

[Kaz Nejatian @nejatian]

I shared this note earlier today with the entire team at Opendoor.

Today we began to say goodbye to our colleagues in India as we wind down our India operations.

Our customers are in America, and that's where our operational work belongs.

[Kaz Nejatian @nejatian]

Our Financial Open House is tomorrow at 2 PT / 5 ET.

We will have a fun pre-show starting about ~20 minutes earlier *just* on @X and @RobinhoodApp. Why? Because fun is important for business.

Actual call itself will be available everywhere else.

[Eric Jackson @ericjackson]

There goes OPEN

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

I would like to help smaller accounts go viral. Let me know if you want some retweets!

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Love is the universal driving force for hate.

Hatred for something is born from love of something else.

You hate the rain because you love the sunshine.

Do you understand?

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

I love you all.

Greatest thing about happiness is that it can be generated from thin air - and it never runs out.

❤️

[gon @chinesegon]

PIP incoming

[teamjacob @Feiiiiitan]

@chinesegon get em dog

[Kaz Nejatian @nejatian]

Our Q3 Financial Open House (known by corpo types as "earnings call") will be on November 6 @ 5 pm.

We got some great feedback on how to make sure every day shareholders can be involved. We'll share some details soon.

[teamjacob @Feiiiiitan]

@MonsterSSS_lol big fan goat yi player

[teamjacob @Feiiiiitan]

when normal dogs see police dogs do they think oh shietttt piggies

[teamjacob @Feiiiiitan]

$OPEN about to fly in two days see you guys in the moon 🌑

[teamjacob @Feiiiiitan]

just went on a @Tinder date and the girl had a plus 40 from her pics @Tinder please put on a filter by weight

[teamjacob @Feiiiiitan]

@TateTheTalisman buy $OPEN my friend

[teamjacob @Feiiiiitan]

it’s not about breaking hearts, it’s seeing whether you would break her heart in the future

[gon @chinesegon]

i kept telling him he has 2 years to escape the permanent underclass lol

[gon @chinesegon]

this is huge for us lazy folks

[gon @chinesegon]

chinese and rich is the best way to live

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

I declined sex from her so she called me an incel.