Secretary Blinken, President Biden — STOP IT! Stop this reckless escalation. I say this not as a political partisan, but simply as a citizen of the world.
#LinkedIn is the place where random people ask to connect with you, but neither of you helps each other get a job.
#Facebook is the place of entrapment; the place you want to leave, but you know you can't.
#Twitter is the place where lonely jokes live.
Remember that part in that one movie where the guy talks to that one girl and they go to that one place and then they say something or other and then she leaves to see that other guy called what's his face or whatever and then they feel something and it rains. #TheNotebook
@Wendys If I'd wanted a rubbery breakfast shoe, I would've gone to a cobbler in the morning, not McDonald's. Oh, wait. That was supposed to be a breakfast sandwich.
Just kidding. I can't eat any of this. I have celiac and am allergic to dairy and shoes. #WendysBreakfastBattle
When you have roasted broccoli ready for an addition to tomorrow’s lunch but you can’t stop eating it... This is what I’ve become. I wouldn’t have believed you 8 years ago.