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The Lawyers’ Lawyer | Whatever you think and more.

[Et Tu @Fejiro___]

Abeg e

[Michael Taiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo]

Everyone now has takes on the new NYSC reform.

Even those with half the wisdom of @DrJoeAbah

Social media sef.

[Et Tu @Fejiro___]

That bilateral relationship talk was crazy back then😂😂😂

[Olúwashínà Òkélèjì @oluwashina]

ARISE, O Compatriots 🎶 🥁

2022 World Cup: Bilateral relations.

2026 World Cup: An aberration.

2030 World Cup: Self-ordained life president.

[Gerry STX @OsemudiamenOG]

This NYSC reform is just another avenue to get consulting contracts to manage SAED sessions.

6 weeks
3x a year

lol 😂
See bag

[Et Tu @Fejiro___]

As I was working, I remembered a tweet from way back when someone said, “Ser Jorah Mormont’s sperm could starch clothes.”

I burst out in laughter again.

[Et Tu @Fejiro___]

E go too mad.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🇦🇷 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Lionel Messi lost a World Cup final at the Maracanã in 2014, before returning to win a Copa América Final there.

He also lost a Copa América final at MetLife Stadium, while the World Cup Final will be played at the MetLife Stadium.

[Et Tu @Fejiro___]

‘Olodo uprising’ has to be the phrase of the year.

[J☔ @Shadygize]

If Pele was the only player to win 3 World Cups for Brazil
What about his teammates??

[Et Tu @Fejiro___]

😂😂😂

[Eze @PappyGrande_]

6 weeks NYSC camp is lunacy. By end of week 2, I was on the verge of running mad.

[Et Tu @Fejiro___]

Imagine spending six weeks in Piako Camp with those pit toilets and daily water queues?

Nigeria dey crase.

[Ayodele Olawande @ayowisdom_]

I am happy to report that the Federal Executive Council today approved the comprehensive reform of the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC), the first holistic review of the Scheme in its 53-year history.

For over five decades, the NYSC has remained a powerful symbol of national unity and service. Today, we have taken a bold step to preserve that legacy while preparing it for the future. We are transforming the Scheme into a platform that not only unites Nigeria but also equips our young people with the skills, experience and opportunities they need to thrive in a fast-changing world.

The approved reforms will reposition the NYSC as a skills-driven, productivity-focused and youth-empowering institution that aligns with President Bola Ahmed Tinubu's vision of building a $1 trillion economy.

Some of the landmark reforms include:

1. A technology-driven call-up process.

2. Risk-sensitive deployment to better protect corps members.

3. A redesigned six-week orientation programme with stronger focus on leadership, entrepreneurship, digital skills and specialised career streams.

4. Skills-based primary assignments aligned with academic background and career pathways.

5. Modern governance with civilian operational leadership while the military continues to provide security support.

6. Improved camp standards through a national grading and certification system.

7. A new graduation ceremony to replace Passing Out Parade, and redesigned NYSC uniform that reflect professionalism and national pride.

This reform journey began in 2025 through a broad-based, multi-stakeholder review involving the Federal Ministry of Youth Development, the Federal Ministry of Education and the Office of the Special Adviser to the President on Policy and Coordination.

Today, that hard work has received the endorsement of the Federal Executive Council.

Council also directed the Attorney-General of the Federation and the Federal Ministry of Youth Development to commence the amendment of the NYSC Act and its regulations to give legal effect to these reforms and enable their implementation.

This is more than a reform of an institution. It is an investment in Nigeria's greatest asset, our young people. The future of the NYSC begins now, and it is brighter, more relevant and more impactful than ever.

#NYSCReform #YouthDevelopment #RenewedHope #BuildingTheFuture

[Et Tu @Fejiro___]

How are you guys able to get to court in Lagos???

[Et Tu @Fejiro___]

Twice they have stolen the iron slab at my gate.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Will anyone d!e if they replicated this in Nigeria ?

Oh wait, no need…

They should just empower us with kuli kuli jarey.. everywhere good! 👌

[Et Tu @Fejiro___]

Jesus😂😂😂

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

@__CD2 he fit use head hit bathroom tiles when he dey bath or die when he dey ontop woman

[Et Tu @Fejiro___]

….and build generational wealth like Coca-Cola?

[Olusegun Bakare𓃵 @theboyisgreat]

If that Akara your mother used to train you was a lucrative business, why then didn't you continue the family business?

[Et Tu @Fejiro___]

I woke up with the thought of reading ‘The Bottled Leopard’ again.

[Et Tu @Fejiro___]

During Buhari’s tenure, one bastard did this kind of analysis for grinding pepper in the market and called himself the “pepper general.”

[F O L U🚀 @FolushoxFolarin]

The Akara woman makes 5,000 profit everyday.

You get paid 150K every month

But you think you are better than her because there is AC in your office?

😂😂😂

You have forgotten that you spend 45,000 on transport and at the end of the day she has more disposable cash than you

[Mareeya @Mareeyah_]

Resign from your job and start Akara business nau.

[Et Tu @Fejiro___]

Is Gbaja not aware that the name of the non-existent agency is in the 2026 Budget?

[MAYOR KACHALLA @MayorOfNasarawa]

Have you heard what is happening inside Tinubu's Presidency?

Are you even aware that someone is publicly claiming he paid ₦600 million just to be appointed to head a federal agency?

No, this is not a movie.

According to Prince Adeyemi, he paid ₦400 million upfront and was expected to pay another ₦200 million later.

But that's not even the biggest part of the story.

He says the real trouble started when he refused to part with 48 percent of a ₦24 billion take-off grant meant for the agency he was appointed to head.

Now, before anyone jumps to conclusions, these are his allegations. The Chief of Staff to the President, Femi Gbajabiamila, has denied any connection with the agency altogether.

And that is exactly where this story becomes unbelievable.

The Chief of Staff says the agency does not exist.

Prince Adeyemi says it does.

Not only that, he says it has over ₦1 billion in the Appropriation Act, over 300 approved staff by the head of service of the federation, and even accounts with the Central Bank of Nigeria.

Now tell me...

If the agency does not exist, who inserted its budget into the Appropriation Act?

Who approved over 300 staff?

Who processed the files?

Who opened the accounts?

Or are all these claims completely fabricated?

On the other hand, if the agency truly exists, then why is the Presidency denying its existence?

Can you see why this matter cannot simply be dismissed?

Somebody is not telling Nigerians the truth.

Personally, I am less interested in the drama than in the documents.

Produce the appointment letter.

Produce the budget.

Produce the payroll.

Produce the CBN records.

Produce the evidence of the alleged payments, if they exist.

Let Nigerians see who is lying.

Because if a man can wake up one morning and falsely accuse the Chief of Staff to the President of collecting ₦600 million and demanding a share of ₦24 billion, then that is a national scandal.

And if he is telling the truth...

Then that is an even bigger national scandal.

Either way, this matter deserves much more than a press statement.

Nigerians deserve answers.

[Et Tu @Fejiro___]

All Propaganda Congress

[A. Ayofe @abdullahayofel]

Good News: Cooking Gas Price Drops
From N2,200 to N1,300 Per Kilo.

[Et Tu @Fejiro___]

I am sure this was the tweet that informed Remi Tinubu's approach to Nigeria’s problem😂😂😂

[Agent Jake @Hitee_]

I disagree , let me paint a scenario , an Akara seller in front of Iwo rd makes at least 30k a day, about 600k monthly ! Meet her to pay tax of just 20k, she’ll flare up , this is a problem . By selling Akara there , she dey spoil road oo

[Dodo @dodobabs_]

This foolish mindset Nigerians have where you’re not allowed to criticize anyone richer than you will lead us to destruction.

[Et Tu @Fejiro___]

2008 Ronaldo.

[Busby Davey @UTDavey]

Who has been the best player in the World Cup group stage phase?