Felicity

If hate is all you want, THAT'S WHAT YOU'LL GET! {Borderlands RP • Icon: Stealther123 • #Ðεѕυ}

[Felicity @FelicityRampant]

··𝑵𝒐 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒔 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒕 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅.··
💎 Borderlands RP
💎 OC and MV friendly
💎 Ships on chem
💎 But is also polyamorous
💎 Lit./Semi-Lit.
💎 10+ years experience
A ᴅɪᴛᴛʏ ʙʏ #Ðεѕυ

[Felicity @FelicityRampant]

Imagine being suspended for 3 years. Couldn't be me. ;)

[Felicity @FelicityRampant]

((And thank u for coming to my ted talk))

[Felicity @FelicityRampant]

((I just woke up in a cold sweat realizing that Vasquez is just Johnny Bravo))

[Felicity @FelicityRampant]

((Anyways I'm going back to bed goodnight))

[Felicity @FelicityRampant]

Wait why am I cheering for that.

[Felicity @FelicityRampant]

Give 👏 me 👏 the 👏 strap

[Felicity @FelicityRampant]

((Vasquez is a completely different man at home than when he's at work.

Secret Sweetheart Hugo 😔✊))

[Felicity @FelicityRampant]

((If this relationship was real, I'm not gonna lie, Hugo is a saint. 6 years of listening to his wife's problems, giving her moral support, just all around being there for her and NEVER GETTING HIS DICK WET EVER ONCE EVEN THO HE'S A HORNY BASTARD

Good Guy Hugo 😔✊))

[Felicity @FelicityRampant]

@IniuriamNupta Please don't make me wait for it, Jenny. I absolutely cannot take it.
Are we kissing? Are we cuddling? What's going on in that mind of yours?

[Felicity @FelicityRampant]

@IniuriamNupta ... Yeah?

Alright, what's on your mind?

[Felicity @FelicityRampant]

@IniuriamNupta ((Homie and dead he just ain't gettin any 😔✊))

[Felicity @FelicityRampant]

((Me, realizing that I can never make Vasquez hit on anyone else ever again because Garrett can just switch to Jenny at any time and yell at him for it: This is fine. : ) ))

[Felicity @FelicityRampant]

@IniuriamNupta Is this a joke? Are you going to say something like "cash advance" and leave my high and dry?

[Felicity @FelicityRampant]

@__hjack69 I'm???? A top??????????

[Felicity @FelicityRampant]

I'm baby UwU

[Felicity @FelicityRampant]

Rhys told me I had to make my own post, so here it is.

[Felicity @FelicityRampant]

@SlapMyAtlass Fine. I'll make my own tweet.

[Felicity @FelicityRampant]

@TIMETOGROWSOME Look, man. I don't know. I just go by what I'm told, and I was her name is Felicity.

[Felicity @FelicityRampant]

@TIMETOGROWSOME The woman you've been trying to get back since the day I met you?