I feel like this sums up so much because Kate used three examples of male coaches from W. She didn’t even name a single woman yet this is the headline to “cause a storm”? Hmm
@aussieV8girl Tiktok has been incredibly helpful for perimenopause symptoms because so many of them are weird, I expected hot flushes and anger issues but there is so much more 😭
I have a new horrifying perimenopause symptom, I smell like I haven't showered for a week, I showered last night and I started smelling bad last night, this is worse than when I smelled like an onion, that at least only lasted 30 or so minutes then I smelled like normal.
You know how Suzie lost her dog ID tag the other day, last time I brought that it was $60. I just ordered her a new one and now it's $73 😩😭 (it comes from the US and yes it's perfect and worth it)
Suzie didn't try to kill anyone and their dog on today's walk 🥳 she did lunge at a runner and made him jump 🤭 but that only lasted a few seconds and then she was back by my side.
No longer homicidal, still a little suicidal but our little creek turned into river today (taken before Suzie acted like a cunt and I wanted all of us to die)
I was playing kitten sounds for my cats, Phineas and Ivy were shelter kittens so desexed young, Ginny was a street kitten who came into my wife at 5 weeks old so also desexed young, Eggsy was a tomcat for the first 18 months of his life, he's the only one who reacted.
A tiktok mum posted a video of her dancing with her newborn (she doesn't show her face) and a comment is like *baby's name* and *Justin Bieber's kid name* like miss ma'am let them be kids and not fantasise about their future adult relationships. It's creepy.
Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis
1. Date a 23 year old
2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it
3. Double down on drinking
4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs)
7. Get divorced
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands
@MelangeMost I got the feeling their reaction wasn't a surprise to her, reading the comments I don't think she exactly likes the people she lives around.
Right so I'm vegan, obviously, my dog went fucking nuts for that pasta sauce, she was so fucking stoked when I gave her a little bit of it, up there with her excitement over meat.
This week's meal prep soya chunks satay stir fry with garlic turmeric rice and cauliflower pesto pasta with white beans and soya chunk flavoured like Italian sausage