plants have feelings and I eat them

a depressed shit show

[Marnie Vinall @marnievinall]

I feel like this sums up so much because Kate used three examples of male coaches from W. She didn’t even name a single woman yet this is the headline to “cause a storm”? Hmm

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

@aussieV8girl Tiktok has been incredibly helpful for perimenopause symptoms because so many of them are weird, I expected hot flushes and anger issues but there is so much more 😭

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

I have a new horrifying perimenopause symptom, I smell like I haven't showered for a week, I showered last night and I started smelling bad last night, this is worse than when I smelled like an onion, that at least only lasted 30 or so minutes then I smelled like normal.

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

Last Wednesday I was seeing motionless in white, this Wednesday I washed my hair and got shampoo in my eyes 😭

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

When your dog is leaning against you while going to TO TOWN licking their private parts what do you do? Where do you look? 😩

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

You know how Suzie lost her dog ID tag the other day, last time I brought that it was $60. I just ordered her a new one and now it's $73 😩😭 (it comes from the US and yes it's perfect and worth it)

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

A girl on tiktok heyhunsitsnicole is remaking twilight via Sims and it's the best thing ever.

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

Suzie didn't try to kill anyone and their dog on today's walk 🥳 she did lunge at a runner and made him jump 🤭 but that only lasted a few seconds and then she was back by my side.

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

No longer homicidal, still a little suicidal but our little creek turned into river today (taken before Suzie acted like a cunt and I wanted all of us to die)

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

Safe inside my house - passively suicidal

Outside my house, walking the dog - actively and equally homicidal and suicidal

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

@__LeftistVegan I made vanilla mashed potatoes once 🫤

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

I think I might have grandkids (grandcats) out there 😳

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

I was playing kitten sounds for my cats, Phineas and Ivy were shelter kittens so desexed young, Ginny was a street kitten who came into my wife at 5 weeks old so also desexed young, Eggsy was a tomcat for the first 18 months of his life, he's the only one who reacted.

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

A tiktok mum posted a video of her dancing with her newborn (she doesn't show her face) and a comment is like *baby's name* and *Justin Bieber's kid name* like miss ma'am let them be kids and not fantasise about their future adult relationships. It's creepy.

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

Brought and built the cats an insulated and heated (when I get a us to au plug converter) outdoor cat house for their catio.

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

I wish I could afford 3 and 8

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis

1. Date a 23 year old
2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it
3. Double down on drinking
4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs)
7. Get divorced
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

@MelangeMost I got the feeling their reaction wasn't a surprise to her, reading the comments I don't think she exactly likes the people she lives around.

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

@MelangeMost I think she was in a Leongatha group

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

@0nthewr0ngway @thiscassgirl A future taskmaster prize task is going to be what is the best BBC story "about Alex"

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

Right so I'm vegan, obviously, my dog went fucking nuts for that pasta sauce, she was so fucking stoked when I gave her a little bit of it, up there with her excitement over meat.

[plants have feelings and I eat them @Felix786]

This week's meal prep soya chunks satay stir fry with garlic turmeric rice and cauliflower pesto pasta with white beans and soya chunk flavoured like Italian sausage